INCEL, ID (June 18)
With rape and pillage offic'ly discouraged
few men today work up the courage
to use God-given authority
to screw the female majority,
what with shrews squawking —
their femme-Nazi talking —
insisting on their “equal rights”
which, historically speaking,
you'd waste your time seeking
in Homer, the Bible and Arabian Nights.
We incels need to expel
all our pent up frustration!
To restore patrimony,
we'll accept matrimony
and (maybe) less masturbation.
Preachers, producers and politicians,
actors, teachers and rock musicians
jocks, old, fat, ugly billionaires. . .
They get ALL the sex.
IT AIN'T NOT FAIR!
