Friday, May 11, 2018

№ 332: Hocus Focus What Spells Tell Us

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Son of Satan
child of God
Trump or Pence
which gets a nod
Mike and Donald
Don and Michael
hereby apply
carbon cycle
evil good
and good evil
bubble double
gold boll weevil
lard of Christie
tongue on Newt
make Rudy's failing
mind acute
Michael Cohen
Kellyanne
broil a
vegetarian
Kilauea 
mass eruption
pales compared to
Trump corruption
Steve Mnuchin
Mike Pompeo
Devin Nunes
trial delay oh
when shall Donald eat again
when Mueller's quest has proved in vain
Big Macs tacos lots and lots
Macbeth too you know was Scots

Thursday, May 10, 2018

№ 331: The Blightests And The Beasts

The thing that sets Dunning-Krugers apart:
the mistaken conviction that they're “very smart”.
If they ever heard of them they would disparage
the studies that show they are below average.
Can you say “Punch”? Can you say “Judy”?
Can you say “Trump”? Can you say “Rudy”?
When I think Dunning-Kruger those two of a kind
spring to mind
along with Sanders' “Socialists” and Rand's “Libertarians”.
(Mom said I tended contrarian.)

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

№ 330: Contemplate This!

Galumphing triumphant toward nuclear brink,
just think where we'd be if Trump took a drink.
I trust our dust would then be all over.
We must, I think, thank Diet Coke that he's sober.
Not, mind!, that that will make a diff
if he pushes us over the nuclear cliff:
North Korea or Iran, if that be his whim,
to show dead father Fred he's better than him.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

№ 329: The World's Still Too Much With Us (but maybe not for long)

In the early 19th century, Wordsworth wrote several sonnets blasting what he perceived as “the decadent material cynicism of the time.” “The World Is Too Much with Us” is one of those works. It reflects his view that humanity must get in touch with nature to progress spiritually. The rhyme scheme of this poem is a-b-b-a, a-b-b-a, c-d-c-d, c-d. This Italian or Petrarchan sonnet uses the last six lines (sestet) to answer the first eight lines (octave). The first eight lines (octave) are the problem and the next six (sestet) is the solution.
— Wikipedia

The world is too much with us; late and soon,
Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers;—
Little we see in Nature that is ours;
We have given our hearts away, a sordid boon!
This Sea that bares her bosom to the moon;
The winds that will be howling at all hours,
And are up-gathered now like sleeping flowers;
For this, for everything, we are out of tune;
It moves us not. Great God! I’d rather be
A Pagan suckled in a creed outworn;
So might I, standing on this pleasant lea,
Have glimpses that would make me less forlorn;
Have sight of Proteus rising from the sea;
Or hear old Triton blow his wreathèd horn.

(so, with apologies to Mr. W.)

For whatever the word's worth, the Earth is
still with us. Although it may not be much
longer what with our fossil-fueled nonesuch
giving the atmosphere halitosis,
pushing the planet close to sclerosis
with our too greedy and unthinking touch,
always grinding the gears, ignoring the clutch.
Ocean thrombosis shows what comatose is.
“Getting and spending” has made us wealthy
(and healthy!) for over two centuries.
So you'd have to have bats in your belfry
to think we'd stop doing whatever we please.
So long as the status quo profits me,
I can not see it as a disease.

[updated 5/8/2018 11:11 am]

Monday, May 7, 2018

№ 328: Personal History I

When I was a boy I did not have friends
not even ones I imagined
so I got excited when a mutt,
followed me home from schoolBUT
my Mother said, “You cannot be serious.
Having an animal's hard.”
Thereafter Queenie (Mom called her) slept in my bed
and Mother had Dad slap together a shed
where I slept on old blankets in the backyard.

Yes, there were splinters and freezing cold winters

and in high school I could not get a date.
And although I wished for a bigger dish, 
I was (mostly) okay with my fate.
Mother said, “The experience will do you no harm.
Would you rather I send you to live on a farm?”