W. Shakespeare previously reported:
The
fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But
in ourselves, that we are underlings.
The
Daily Doggerel has learned from innumeral informed sources all of
whom have requested anonymity that this is not true and, in fact:
It
turns out, Dear Brutus,
the
fault is in our stars
and
all we can do
is
be who we are.
C. Barny Robertson and James Milton Black previously reported:
When
the roll is called up yonder I'll be there
The
Daily Doggerel has learned from innumeral informed sources all of
whom have requested anonymity that this is not true and, in fact:
When
the roll is called up yonder,
I
will not be there.
There
ain't any “up yonder”
and
ain't nobody there.
Dylan
Thomas previously reported:
Do
not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave
at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
The
Daily Doggerel has learned from innumeral informed sources all of
whom have requested anonymity that this is not true and, in fact:
Rage
though we might
against
dying light
when
the curtain descends
that
ends the play.
William
Ernest Henley previously reported:
It
matters not how strait the gate,
How
charged with punishments the scroll,
I
am the master of my fate,
I
am the captain of my soul.
The
Daily Doggerel has learned from innumeral informed sources all of
whom have requested anonymity that this is not true and, in fact:
Being
born behind the eight ball
is
bound to take its toll.
You
can't debate with fate.
And,
oh, you have no soul.
The
Daily Doggerel apologizes for any inconvenience.
BREAKING NEWS! This just in: I am being told that "innumeral" is not a word. We probably meant "innumerable".
