Is
Donald’s obsession with bodily fluids
the result of his descent from ancient Druids,
ancestors of his Scotland-born mother,
could
that not explain...something or other?
(Speaking
of Scots, does Don have a wee
bit
of a thing for prostitute pee?)
His
fear of blood (Mika's and Megyn's)
suggests
a primitive psyche — probably pagan.
Is it simply that when you remove all the trappin's
you
have to acknowledge it's just that shit happens
and
we've got us a leader who has made a career
of
inducing in others severe diarrhea?*
Judging from how his businesses fared
I'd say we've a right to be very scared.
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*Yes, I know. BUT...consider the source.