№ 482: Olde Tyme Christmas Rhyme (what old Republicans' wish)

Mueller is coming.

We are nearly numb,
weary from squirming

under Trump's small thumb.

Can't speak “on the record”.

However, nonetheless,

in our heart of hearts we wish

Mueller all success.

№ 481: Trump Gives Himself Another A+

Good looking women 

disrobe real quick
and I “forget”
I'm germaphobic.

My sperm are so potent

they overcome pills.
I don't use condoms,

I thrill to the spills.

How to account for
my massive appeal?
It's parcel and part of
my art. They all squeal!

№ 480: Gratuity Included

Will GOP realize

(sooner or later)

their glorious leader's

a would be dictator?

Unlike Kim and Putin,

two whoms he admires,

he can't really kill.

(Barely can fire.)

Never in person,

he shirks dirty work.

He is that witch he is.

Which is a jerk.

A jerk who falls short (😉).

Who tweets tommyrot.

Whose dictatorship's

not even tin-pot.

Our country's future
indeed would look bleak.
Were it not for the fact
he's so very weak. 

№ 479: FOX News Position

WaPo: President Trump’s full Washington Post interview transcript, annotated (paywall)

I have a gut, and my gut tells me more sometimes than anybody else’s brain can ever tell me.

So inside is FOX with
our White House chum,

we could ™ the slogan

“News From Trump's Tum”.

There's lots of stuff

we deserve credit for.

FOX is much more than
a network of predators.

№ 478: Donald Defends MBS

If you think MBS
is a reprobate*,

you don't know
New York/New Jersey
real estate.

Jared and I,

we can relate.

However, others

are hard to convince
it's in U.S. interest
to stick with the Prince

and refrain from denouncing
murdering journalists.

Or his killing dozens, scores,
TEN THOUSAND† civilians.

(Most of them Yemeni women and children.)

With made-in-America expensive munitions.

No disputation.
MBS is good for our nation.

And, did I mention

that in due course

together we'll build
Persian Gulf courses?
With these resources —

Trump brand, Saudi money —

in sandy Riyadh,
it'll be sunny.

(Until, that is,
the revolution
when Saudis apply
their Wahhabi solution
and we re-ally
with our old pal Iran
to contain
our Saudi friends'
Islamist plan.

And so it goes.
Keeps us on our toes.)

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*ARCHAIC•CHRISTIAN THEOLOGY (especially in Calvinism) a sinner who is not of the elect and is predestined to damnation.
†gross underestimate