Saturday, June 2, 2018

№ 347.1 EXTRA! Singapore Your Supper

BBC: US-North Korea: Trump says summit with Kim is back on

12 June 2018
a date that will live in infinity.
Unless, that is, indulging a whim
Kim decides Tuesday
does not work for him.
Trump canceled once.
If Kim don't hit back
he looks like a ponce.

Friday, June 1, 2018

№ 347: Team Orange

Orangutan males hardly ever get lonely,
up in their trees eating fruit,
eating leaves.
They live alone
not in quarrelsome groups
like their boisterous cousins,
the chimpanzees.
Next to the chimps
orangs look like wimps,
being vegan and solitary.
They don't go monkey hunting,
do less hooting and grunting,
living lives peaceful and largely arboreal.

(Except, of course, in the breeding season
when they tend to descend for the usual reason.)

By David Arvidsson - originally posted to Flickr as DSC_1055_ApesEatCC BY 2.0Link









































Thursday, May 31, 2018

№ 346.1: EXTRA! Southern Batpist Cross Too Bare



Everyone knows Jesus was Baptist
not some kinda Jew, much less a Cath'lic.
If'n y'all cud jes' add our Confederate flag,
put him up on horseback so he don't look like a fag. . .
That, jes' mebbe, would make it awright.
Leastways y'all got it right 'n made 'im all white.

№ 346: A Sense Of An Endling

THE NEW YORKER: What Do You Call the Last of a Species?

When Robert Webster, a physician in Jasper, Georgia, died, in 2004, he was survived by his wife of more than half a century, two daughters, four grandchildren, and a single word, which he had coined himself: “endling,” defined as the last person, animal, or other individual in a lineage.

species will come species will go
happens all of the time doncha know
bacteria viruses animals plants
even the insects including the ants
everything soon or late goes extinct
creation aint writ in indelible ink

And guess who inherits the earth. (Click)

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

№ 345.1: EXTRA! Lowering The Barr

CNN Media: Roseanne Barr blames Ambien: 'I'm not a racist, just an idiot'

Roseanne Barr is blaming Ambien for her racist tweets and telling her fans, “I'm not a racist, just an idiot who made a bad joke.”


So. . . “idiot” Roseanne, taken aback,
claims she did not know Jarrett was black?
IF this is so, I guess Rosie's no racist
and what she says is just outerspacist.

All is forgiven. Kisses and hugs.
Not her fault at all. It's just her drugs.
No cause for worry unless The Donald
tweets that she's fatter than Rosie O'Donnell.
(And if he does, I guess Ms. Barr will
just have to take another pill.)

№ 345: To Trump's Unevenjellyskulls

You Evangelicals swear you deplore
the least whiff of Sodom and/or Gomorrah.
So then. . .how do you explain
your not holding Donald Trump in disdain?
After demi-God Reagan and Little Bush fails
your hoped-for theocracy crashed off the rails
and let in {{LIBERALS}} and all that entails?
Has absence of RAPTURE made you so tired of waitin'
that you're actively castin' your lot with this Satan?

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

№ 344: Trigger Warning

When Don Jr. and Eric are out big game hunting
and sight some beast through the scope,
the moment before pulling the trigger
do they see Dad?
We can only hope.

Photo credit: Live Outdoors
Can't change their spots?

Monday, May 28, 2018

№ 343.1: EXTRA! Indian Removal Act

Some in the U.S. conservative faction
are telling us Trump a retread of Jackson,
that murdering, slave-holding esteemed man of action.

On May 28 in “A.D” 1830 in fact,
Congress passed this disgraceful act*,
one of the nastiest ever enacted.

Old Hickory with his fine people's approval
set about Southeastern tribes removal:
long-settled peoples pushed off their farms
by this Indian-killer† with force of arms
and forced-marched to southwest infertile soil.
When, later, we found that land had oil,
we reneged on the deal (business as usual),
took back Oklahoma and made it a musical.

If you wish, turn your head and look away.
One more thing to forget this Memorial Day.

[Updated 5/28/2018, 10 pm]
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*Indian Removal Act, (May 28, 1830), first major legislative departure from the U.S. policy of officially respecting the legal and political rights of the American Indians. The act authorized the president to grant Indian tribes unsettled western prairie land in exchange for their desirable territories within state borders (especially in the Southeast), from which the tribes would be removed. The rapid settlement of land east of the Mississippi River made it clear by the mid-1820s that the white man would not tolerate the presence of even peaceful Indians there. Pres. Andrew Jackson (1829–37) vigorously promoted this new policy, which became incorporated in the Indian Removal Act of 1830.

Although the bill provided only for the negotiation with tribes east of the Mississippi on the basis of payment for their lands, trouble arose when the United States resorted to force to gain the Indians’ compliance with its demand that they accept the land exchange and move west.

A number of northern tribes were peacefully resettled in western lands considered undesirable for the white man. The problem lay in the Southeast, where members of what were known as the Five Civilized Tribes (Chickasaw, Choctaw, Seminole, Cherokee, and Creek) refused to trade their cultivated farms for the promise of strange land in the Indian Territory with a so-called permanent title to that land. Many of these Indians had homes, representative government, children in missionary schools, and trades other than farming. Some 100,000 tribesmen were forced to march westward under U.S. military coercion in the 1830s; up to 25 percent of the Indians, many in manacles, perished en route. The trek of the Cherokee in 1838–39 became known as the infamous “Trail of Tears” (see Cherokee). Even more reluctant to leave their native lands were the Florida Indians, who fought resettlement for seven years (1835–42) in the second of the Seminole Wars.

The frontier began to be pushed aggressively westward in the years that followed, upsetting the “guaranteed” titles of the displaced tribes and further reducing their relocated holdings.


©2018 Encyclopædia Britannica, Inc.

Andrew Jackson: A man nicknamed “Indian killer” and “Sharp Knife” surely deserves the top spot on a list of worst U.S. Presidents. Andrew Jackson “was a forceful proponent of Indian removal,” according to PBS. Others have a less genteel way of describing the seventh president of the United States.

“Andrew Jackson was a wealthy slave owner and infamous Indian killer, gaining the nickname ‘Sharp Knife’ from the Cherokee,” writes Amargi on the website Unsettling America: Decolonization in Theory & Practice. “He was also the founder of the Democratic Party, demonstrating that genocide against indigenous people is a nonpartisan issue. His first effort at Indian fighting was waging a war against the Creeks. President Jefferson had appointed him to appropriate Creek and Cherokee lands. In his brutal military campaigns against Indians, Andrew Jackson recommended that troops systematically kill Indian women and children after massacres in order to complete the extermination. The Creeks lost 23 million acres of land in southern Georgia and central Alabama, paving the way for cotton plantation slavery. His frontier warfare and subsequent ‘negotiations’ opened up much of the southeast U.S. to settler colonialism.”

Andrew Jackson was not only a genocidal maniac against the Indigenous Peoples of the southwest, he was also racist against African peoples and a scofflaw who “violated nearly every standard of justice,” according to historian Bertram Wyatt-Brown. As a major general in 1818, Andrew Jackson invaded Spanish Florida chasing fugitive slaves who had escaped with the intent of returning them to their “owners,” and sparked the First Seminole War. During the conflict, Jackson captured two British men, Alexander George Arbuthnot and Robert C. Ambrister, who were living among the Seminoles. The Seminoles had resisted Jackson’s invasion of their land. One of the men had written about his support for the Seminoles’ land and treaty rights in letters found on a boat. Andrew Jackson used the “evidence” to accuse the men of “inciting” the Seminoles to “savage warfare” against the U.S. He convened a “special court martial” tribunal then had the men executed. “His actions were a study in flagrant disobedience, gross inequality and premeditated ruthlessness… he swept through Florida, crushed the Indians, executed Arbuthnot and Ambrister, and violated nearly every standard of justice,” Wyatt-Brown wrote.

In 1830, a year after he became president, Jackson signed a law that he had proposed – the Indian Removal Act – which legalized ethnic cleansing. Within seven years 46,000 indigenous people were removed from their homelands east of the Mississippi. Their removal gave 25 million acres of land “to white settlement and to slavery,” according to PBS. The area was home to the Cherokee, Creek, Choctaw, Chickasaw and Seminole nations. In the Trail of Tears alone, 4,000 Cherokee people died of cold, hunger, and disease on their way to the western lands.


№ 343: A Letter To Dems Who Just Do Not Get It

Though it would have been rude
for Vlad to intrude
in the U.S. election,
let us end the confusion
and acknowledge collusion. . . 
is beyond our means of detection
and, therefore, out of the question.

Oh, sure Vlad's had some laughs
and keeps framed photographs
from the tape made
at that Moscow hotel.
Whether Donald was there —
that sure looks like his hair —
does not make a difference,
his voters don't care.
Although they know
they are no better off,
they really adore
how he pisses you off.