A HOUSE DIVIDED (August 19) —
There are those who say children should be in school.
To which we reply, “Really?"
These inborn immigrants are after our jobs
and although we do love them dearly,
deep down we know they want to replace us,
take all that is rightfully ours,
that they plan to, if they can’t erase us,
place us in “rest homes” somewhere on Mars
where we’ll never see our grandchildren again
as we lapse into senility,
while they, ungrateful, live in our houses
and treat us with outright hostility.
So, no, we say. No school for them.
Let them figure it out on their own.
We want them out of our homes!
We do not need them. It costs so to feed them.
What were thinking? Why did we breed them?
Put them in cages somewhere on the border.
Get them out now. THAT IS AN ORDER!