Their's lotsa presidents lots worsen me.
For one there’s Attila the Hun,
who is president (I think) in Hun-gar-y
where I hear no one has fun.
Then there’s DeGaulle whose nose isn’t small.
Someone said he isn’t Jewish.
And Indira Gandhi who rules in India.
They tell me she’s seen as shrewish.
There’s Carlos (maybe Juan?) something in Mexico
and somewhere, south of there, someone named Pedro.
And those guys in Africa . . . who remembers their names?
And some foreign countries are ruled by dames.
New Australia (I think) is one of them.
And maybe Helsinki whose capital’s Poland.
Wherever I look on the world map,
next to me everyone’s crap.
Except Russia. And, of course, Kim.
When I grow up, I wanna be him.