Trump Says U.S. Should Get Slice of TikTok Sale Price (Paywall)
President says he told Microsoft’s Nadella that U.S. should get a cut ‘because we’re making it possible for this deal to happen’
Dis TikTok ting, yez got goin’ here?
Be a shame if sumthin’ — well, you know . . . happened.
Maybe a fire? Sum broken wires?
Legs ’n thumbs started, I dunno, snappin’?
Wut I cn do is make shure your safe —
it’s kinda like bein’ insured —
jes’ gimme a bitta the cut — off th’ top —
’n all yer troubles are “cured”.
