№ 567: Agent Orange — Trump 2020 Stump Speech (a preview)

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INSIDE DONALD'S MEDULLA, April 4

You know, folks, Karl Darwin tells lotsa lies.
Says he sees Kapital's impending demise
in this Oranges Species Communist Manifest
evolving worker and peasant unrest.
Well, I'll tell you. I'm not being funny. . .
workers and peasants don't have my money
because the fact is, dumb bastards pay taxes.
Who cares anyway what peasants say
and replaceable workers are in the way
of we fantastic billionaire builders
who are so successful that it bewilders
schmucks with brains by FOX fermented,
making them even more discontented
driving them to vote GOP
making it certain they'll reelect me
who they adore,
Donaddled Trump,
for four years more.

After me, eight years of Ivanka.
Dead German dad (Fred)
would have said, „Danke“.

No. CXLVIX: Unsummery News Summary (Before The Fall)

Let's get real face the fact in the present:
Trump's nothing more than a nouveau riche peasant
who with his wealth from undisclosed sources
wants to chop down our cherry orchard.
His taste is atrocious —
garish, gilded and gaudy.
In pursuing sex
he's always been naughty.
He insists his steak be grilled overdone.
He does not drink wine. He is not much fun.
Nixon resigned.
Fate spared us Ted Kennedy.
But with this guy
there is no remedy.
Now...I do not want to make any fuss,
but this man's just a tad too dangerous.
Korea, trade winds, immigration...problems aplenty...
in foresight our hindsight might not see 2020.
Curious, no,
how history meanders?
What's next in store?
Please not Bernie Sanders.