№ 719: Donnie And Albert And Stephen — compare and contrast

IDEAL SPECULATION (November 4)

When Albert Einstein

spoke of his brain,

no one, I think,

made a fuss.

When Stephen Hawking

dwelt on his intellect,

everyone said,

“Perspicacious!”

Yet let Donnie (in passing!) 

mention his genius. . .

FAKE LIBERAL MEDIA 
pretends disgust!?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wait!

I can not recall

Einstein or Hawking

saying anything 

like I said 

they said above.

Nor do I remember 

them sending mash notes

to murdering tyrants 

with whom 

they “fell in love”.

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Sadly, therefore,

I am forced to conclude,

mean as it seems,

and however rude,

Hawking and Einstein

were not, indeed, geniuses.

Unlike Donnie —

sing, “Hey nonny-nonny” —

Albert and Stephen

did not bray and whinny.

Instead they DID.

Sing, “Hey ninny”, Ninny.

No. CLXXXIX: Hawking v. Trump

Stephen Hawking’s 1966 doctoral thesis has broken the internet after becoming available to the general public for the first time.

— Guardian: Stephen Hawking's expanding universes thesis breaks the internet

I don't get the hang

of Hawking's “Big Bang”.

(How dare you snigger!

Mine's even BIGGER!)

If he were great,

he'd do real estate.

My brain distains

where I can't lie for gains.

(It's like the reflex

when I want extra sex.)