Showing posts with label Sessions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sessions. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

№ 390.1: EXTRA! Trump Ets, Blows Smoke


The president made the comment while pushing for voter ID laws at a Florida rally.

President rages on Twitter against ‘terrible situation’ but White House says tweet was ‘not an order but the president’s opinion’

Welcome to Donald Trump's land of the free
where grocery shopping requires photo id
and if you try to buy stuff otherwise we're guaranteeing
you'll get a sentence of five to fifteen.
Meanwhile, collusion is not a crime
and Jeff should make Mueller stop wasting my time.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

No. CXIII.I: EXTRA! Recording Sessions?

WSJ: Sessions Plans to Remain in Post After Rebuke by Trump (Paywall)
U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he plans to remain as attorney general after President Trump said he was disappointed that he recused himself from matters related to the Russia probe.
 


Did Donald just suggest that Jeff Sessions
should follow his ancestors' bid for secession?
Previously, had this duo agreed
if they disagreed, Jeff would secede,
leave DC clamor, Trump golden glamour,
abandon grammar and go back to 'Bama
to yammer and stammer alone in camera.
Oh, if only, “I had a hammer...”