END OF THE LINE, June 13
Why, if I may be so bold as to ask,
do Evangelicals believe it their task
to fix the world they say their God created?
If God made it, it is — by definition! — without defect,
exactly as you would have to expect
unless you consider God somewhat overrated.
They say God created the Devil.
(Let's pretend the Bible is on the level,
not old nonsense long ago antiquated.)
Therefore, it must follow in equal portion
that God also created abortion
and stuff and procedures to which abortion's related:
diaphragms, condoms, day after pills —
quick picker uppers to clean up sperm
spills,
lest feminine Dems require all men be
castrated.
If this purported God hasn't retired
and if He/She really required
every egg-sperm combo to be propagated,
being perfect and powerful, I would have
thought
(S)He'd have come with something less fraught
than this packet of nuts who say women, when impregnated,
lose their rights, have no say come
what may
and must birth a baby — who cannot be
gay! —
and those holding otherwise must publicly be
flagellated.
Do these über Christians see God as weak,
needing their help, requiring their pique,
or are these pipsqueaks Biblically uneducated?
The Bible is said to say all sorts
of things.
(Some likely say it says pigs have
wings.)
But on abortion consistent opinion is not unequivocally
stated.
Therefore, I say, “Right-to-Lifers, away!”
Nor that I think this will end the affray
until an asteroid hits and the planet's depopulated.
* * *
Oh, thrice blest blast bring us perpetual peace,
freedom from Gods, laities, priests.
Pray tell, how soon before this can be consummated,
with everything living in a instant incinerated?
Evangelical lust for dominance will at last be sated
when this inadequate planet's completely obliterated.
