Showing posts with label Woody Allen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Woody Allen. Show all posts

Friday, July 12, 2019

№ 637.1: EXTRA! I Mean, It's Not Like He Were Some Illegal Immigrant Toddler

Epstein’s Lawyers Push for Home Detention in Manhattan Mansion

Attorneys seek to keep financier out of prison pending sex-trafficking trial, dismissing U.S. prosecutors’ flight-risk concerns


BUSINESS CASUAL (July 12)

The single thing Jeff Epstein most fears
is not being judged by a jury of “peers”.
A jury with Clinton or JFK
would likely let him just walk away.
A jury with Cosby, a jury with Woody
would ignore “did he”, and decide he could.
A jury make up of Weinstein's and Spacey's,
not low-pay immigrant salesgirls from Macy's.
His dream team attorneys, I hope, will at least
seat on the panel a pædophile priest.

When convicted, he'll appeal to Augustus
where he'll get his one shot at justice.
Jeffbaby, sweetheart — keep up your gumption.
A pardon from Donald is a safe assumption.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

No. CLXXXVIII: An Appeal To Reason

A Californian artist has accused Roman Polanski of sexually assaulting her when she was 10 years old, the fifth such allegation of abuse made against the director.

Ailes, Cosby, O'Reilly,
Polanski, Weinstein and Woody.
Just bein' guys...
to surmise otherwise...

Virile and studly —
well, Woody was cuddly —
any gal would be glad:
pray (prey?) to be had.
Why this hissy fit?
THEY. WANT-ED. IT!
As young as ten,
girls yearn for real men.
Men from the corps
of Droit de Seigneur
whose superior strength
and great riches
allow us to do
what we want to do
to any of you little bitches!

Ignore the backstabbers.
Allons pussy grabbers!
We own the barnyard.
Money's our TRUMP card.