№ 868: GOP Crystal Ball

DOWN THE ROAD (May 31) —

If Donnie is anything, he is perfection.

He’s already president, why have an election

with illegal Democrats voting by mail

making it tricky for us to prevail?

Democracy’s great. As many still note.

(Provided, that is, you limit the vote
to those who will make the correct decision,
not all the riff-raff who should be in prison.)

In November, if Donnie's defeated
he will depart with dignified decency.
Of course, if he's forced to declare martial law,
odds of him leaving decrease appreciably.

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№ 792.1: EXTRA! Another Country Heard From

HERE AND NOW (February 14) —
THE DAILY DOGGEREL® without condescension
would like to call this to our reader's attention.

№ 488: How Democracy Could Be Made To Work (an Ayn Randy/Jim-Dandy/Koch Bros Ideal)

Do not try to tell me democracy works!

You like being governed by losers and jerks?

Said Jefferson 😇, “God” created men equal 😉.

In the beginning. We're in the sequel.

Which — no surprise — is appalling flawed. 

Presents for peasants! I mean, Good Lord!

S-l-o-o-o-o-w, low IQ beggars and debtors

who think they're better than us, their betters,

and, stubborn, refuse to yield to our will

which leaves us no option. Other than kill.

THAT sort of democracy would be an improvement.

As after a blockage is a bowel movement.

№ 466: Donald Pan

(with apologies to Moose Charlap and Carolyn Leigh and children everywhere)


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I'm lying.

Like Roy Cohn always taught

always lie you won't get caught.

I'm lying.

I'm lying.

CNN can't see me

and I own GOP.

I'm flying.

I watch only FOX 'coz it's fact free

and that is why our fans love me.

I'm lying.

Watch me now build my wall.

“Number one”, fun for all.

The white working class

love me, bet your ass

I'm lying.

I'll fly Air Force One straight into space.

I dream of Ivanka all dressed in lace.

I'm lying.

Easier than Vlad thought

democracy is untaught.

I just wink and smile.

Republicans Sieg Heil!
and say, “Remember when. . ."

and then in a little while

it's dying.