№ 708: Comparative Derision (by D. J. Trump, DSSD*)

INHISMINDS👁 (October 20)

Gandhi and Buddha? So overrated.
And dare I mention Mohammed?
Based (someone said) on the old YHWH scam,
he created this brand and called it “Islam”.
Instead of using his own Christian name!?
THAT, if you ask ME. . .totally lame.

Now, Marx and Mao,
they knew how to do IT.
Put your name on it
THEN. WRITE. THE. BOOK!
Which I (personally) did
at least once or twice.
Jesus, I'm smarter
than whatsizname Christ.
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*Doctor-ate of Self-Serving Divinity, Trump University Travesty

№: 656: Announce Of Prevention

EVERYWHERE (August 7)

Adolf, they say, was the sweetest of babies.
As, they say, was Mao Zedong.
Initial impressions give scant indication
of what in our time we become.
Caligula, as his dad's legion's mascot,
was a totally lovable tyke.
It was not until later Romans discovered
what he was actually like.
In infancy, Idi always seemed sunny.
Attila the Baby was a real honey.

Babies, as babies, are sweet and adorable.
Some become adults, at best, deplorable.
There is a vaccine that can prevent rabies.
Perhaps it is time we stop making babies?

№ 383: Another Way Of Looking At It

Close your eyes, real, real, REAL tight

and think WHAT IF Donald and Putin are right?

WHAT IF better angels of human nature

are fictions fit only for funny paper?

WHAT IF Hitler, Stalin and Mao

are what you always get anyhow?

WHAT IF Liz One and sis, Bloody Mary,

are as good as it gets? Isn't that scary?

IF Black, Yellow, Brown or Red were “White”?

WOULD anything be different in hindsight?

Then open your eyes. Blissfully reminisce.

Had you kept your eyes shut, you would not have seen this.

No. CLVII: Not THAT Bad

compared to
Mao,
Hitler,
Stalin,
Attila the Hun,

Henry 8's
daughters Mary and
Elizabeth One,
Trump is, well, bland —
a bad tribute band