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SOMEDAY SOON (January 13)
(with apologies to Ian Tyson)
There’s a crass man we all know
his name is Donald Trump
comes from Queens
in New York City
If he makes you nervous
it shows you’re not a chump
Someday soon, he may kill us
someday soon
Dem-o-crats can't stand him
Dem-o-crats can't stand him
because he’s de-struct-o
Republicans believe he is
The Messiah
and let him get away with things
even though they know
he very well may kill us
someday soon
But, maybe, come the fall
But, maybe, come the fall
we can make him go away,
elect someone almost as bad,
but in a different way
So, fingers crossed, here's hopin’
but in a different way
So, fingers crossed, here's hopin’
the country isn’t done
who really wants to move up north and be near Meg-han
Neither she nor Harry
mean anything to me
Dump the Pantaloon (if only),
someday soon
But, maybe, come the fall
But, maybe, come the fall
we will make him go away,
elect someone almost as bad,
but in a different way
So, fingers crossed, here's hopin’
but in a different way
So, fingers crossed, here's hopin’
the country isn’t done
who really wants to move up north and be near Meg-han
Neither she nor Harry
mean anything to me
Dump the Pantaloon (please God,
someday soon)
Dump the Pantaloon (please God,
someday soon)