Showing posts with label Quran. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quran. Show all posts

Monday, January 21, 2019

№ 513: Yearning For Yesteryear (or take THAT Gillette)

Remember the goodoldaze
that happy time when
wimmin were wimmin
and MEN were REAL MEN
before little girlies
kicked down the door
MEN could tell women
“Down on the floor
like it says the Bible
and the Quran —
both of which teach
the supremeness of MAN
who was made in God’s image
as we were taught
women were only
an afterthought.

(Which may explain
why, by the way,
so many MEN
are just a bit gay.)

Friday, June 22, 2018

№ 362: Get Me Rewrite?

“A lady asked Dr. Franklin, ‘Well Doctor, what have we got a republic or a monarchy?
A republic replied the Doctor. If you can keep it.” 
— Dr. James McHenry, Maryland delegate to the Constitutional Convention

. . .national constitutions have lasted an average of only seventeen years since 1789.

Seventeen years? Goodness gracious, oh my!
Is that time enough for wet ink to dry?
As to the study of Constitutional Law,
you have to wonder whatever for.

Unrevealed “laws” can prove unreliable.
Especially when compared to the Bible,
the Quran, the Vedas and all Dialectics*
which are fixed, irrefutable and less eclectic
views of the place of the human race in Creation, 
a subject still subject to some disputation.
After several millenia of intensive study
our understanding sadly's no better than muddy.
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*Dialectics are, in theory, discussions as opposed to revealed TRUTHS. But try telling that to a dialectician.

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Friday, May 12, 2017

No. LXVII: Sharia (and Sharia alike), a "Christian" perspective

Sharia Law
should give pause
because
it's like ours

abortion verboten
divorce discouraged
false faiths disparaged
no intermarriage

Quran and Bible
both fine with slavery
(and other things
non-believers call knavery)


forget democracy
Quran and Bible
demand theocracy


women's rights
are a bit different
(because Bible enforcement is. . .insufficient!)

LGBT choice
if you ask a true Christian
you'll find he parrots Quran's position

oh, multiple wives
(like old-timey Mormons)
most Christian guys
would happ'ly conform in

so no need to bother
don't bother to fuss
Muslims aren't different from us

if it's our turn again
on the back of the bus
what's to discuss