No. CLXXXVIII: An Appeal To Reason

A Californian artist has accused Roman Polanski of sexually assaulting her when she was 10 years old, the fifth such allegation of abuse made against the director.

— Guardian: Roman Polanski accused of sexually assaulting 10-year-old girl in 1975

Ailes, Cosby, O'Reilly,

Polanski, Weinstein and Woody.
Just bein' guys...
to surmise otherwise...

Virile and studly —

well, Woody was cuddly —

any gal would be glad:

pray (prey?) to be had.

Why this hissy fit?

THEY. WANT-ED. IT!

As young as ten,

girls yearn for real men.

Men from the corps

of Droit de Seigneur

whose superior strength

and great riches

allow us to do

what we want to do

to any of you little bitches!

Ignore the backstabbers.

Allons pussy grabbers!

We own the barnyard.
Money's our TRUMP card.

No. XC: After The Pox

In the wake of Ailes, O'Reilly and Kelly*,

at FOX the merde docks got very smelly.

In order to their fortunes repair,

they decommissioned both "balanced" and "fair",
replacing them with "Most watched, most trusted"

instead of the more accurate "Touched crotch, got busted".

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* List of women who accused Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly of sexual misconduct.