Email subscribers click here. (with apologies to Jerry Ragovoy and Norman Meade) TOMORROW AND TOMORROW AND TOMORROW (March 15) — Time's not on our side, no siree
Time's not on our side, no siree
Time will undo you, e-ven-tu-al-ly
We are goin' down The plague's here in our town
causin' mass cas-u-al-ties, yeah Time's not on our side, no siree
Time's not on our side, no siree
This time no TV show, it’s re-al-it-y
We are goin' down The plague is back in town
bringin' mass cas-u-al-ties Go ahead, Donnie, go ahead, tell us more lies
And, Donnie, do all your greasy, greedy heart desires
Remember, remember survivors will realize
that you, you in-com-pe-tent fool,
saw them as in-con-tin-ent tools
before your time on Earth (and FOX) expired, yeah TIME ain't on your side, no siree
Rudolph W. Giuliani, President Trump’s personal lawyer, claimed in an interview that he is “more of a Jew” than Hungarian-born philanthropist George Soros, who survived the Holocaust.
The comment came amid a larger, seemingly boundless interview with New York Magazine’s Olivia Nuzzi, in which Giuliani reportedly claimed, without evidence, that former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch was “controlled” by Soros. He went on to call Soros, a Jewish billionaire and influential Democratic donor, an “enemy of Israel.”
“He put all four ambassadors there. And he’s employing the FBI agents,” Giuliani said, before continuing the conspiracy-theory-laden diatribe.
“Don’t tell me I’m anti-Semitic if I oppose him. Soros is hardly a Jew. I’m more of a Jew than Soros is,” said Giuliani, who is Roman Catholic. “I probably know more about — he doesn’t go to church, he doesn’t go to religion — synagogue. He doesn’t belong to a synagogue, he doesn’t support Israel, he’s an enemy of Israel. He’s elected eight anarchist DA’s in the United States.”
(with apologies to Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II) I expect everyone of the Dems to make fun of my loud protestations of fake ev-i-dance And they'll say I'm naïve as a babe to believe any fable I hear from some Russian transplants FOX-ily I'll face them and shout all their doubts away Boldly I'll sing about Bidens in Kyiv Endlessly I'll open my fat lying mouth and say conspiracy is really a Democrat sort of a thing I'm not ashamed to reveal the unusually delusional illogical feelings I feel I'm more Jewish than someone like Soros, a prime example of pure Jewish joy Though I claim to be de-vout RC, I am not really a goy Nor can they say I'm Mafiosi unlike —excuse me!— Nan-cy Pel-osi Though I don't speak Yiddish I am not at all skittish which proves I'm not a goy I am vain and insane and I go to Ukraine to ferret out “facts” what kind of critic says antisemitic that is how I relax I'm more Jewish than someone like Soros, (I sometimes wear dresses, but never play coy) Though I claim to be de-vout RC, I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not really a goy I'm more Jewish than someone like Soros, (I sometimes wear dresses, but never play coy) Though I claim to be de-vout RC, I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not,
I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not, I am not,
NEW YORK (November 7) — THEATRICALCEMENT COMPANYNEWS (TCCN) has exclusively learned of a proposed addition to FOX TV entertainment schedule for 2020, the year of the U.S, presidential election. THEATRICALCEMENT COMPANY is the parent company of The Daily Doggerel.
According to our exclusive source who requested anonymity because he is not named John Barron, is “new here” and is not authorized to speak on these matters, The Legend Of Donnie Trump will air seven nights a week on FOX starting January 1, 2020. Each interminable episode will air twice per evening. The same episode will be shown all week.
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I'll tell you a story a real true life story, the tale of low-life from Queens, who was naturally naughty and loved all things gaudy who pos-sessed the most beau-ti-ful genes. [Chorus:] Donnie Trump, Donnie Trump, craven, outrageous and old, flushing the coun-try down the la-va-tor-y he has no soul to be sold. He came to Manhattan in order to fatten his already undeserved purse by cheating and stealing and double-dealing and in general making things worse. (Chorus) He rode with Roy Cohn who made easy goin' for this brash, blond boy from nowhere who, without interruption, taught him corruption and told him that he had great hair. Donnie Trump, Donnie Trump, he has no soul to be sold. Well, he increased his fortune in disproportion by gaming the bankruptcy laws. Tabloids adored him and women implored him to muss their clothes with his paws. (Chorus) Excuse me for saying, “slime mold”. [updated 11/8/2019 10:20 am to add music credit]
Neither Jack nor Donnie was what you could call “qualified” —
I wonder didTHATEVERmatter?
Although everything Kennedy's foreign to me. . .
Forced to pick? Reluctantly Jack, over the latter.
Elizabeth
Warren now sits in Jack's place,
warming his seat in the Senate. If
we were to replace Donnie with Liz,
I
wonder what would be the benefit?
Going
from dumb ass to over-the-top?
One
thing's for damn sure, this has to 🛑. If Donnie loses — please, let it be so! —
you have to wonder, would he actually go?
Would he try to hang on — on some pretense
that, even to FOX, does not makesense?
Would FOX proclaim how this hard lesson,
has now secured Ivanka's succession?
Neil Cavuto becomes the latest network host to reject Trump’s criticism, saying: ‘My job is to cover you, not fawn over you’
HOODATHUNK (August 30) What went together like bagels and lox? Spoiler: the answer was Donnie and FOX. The corpulent jerk and the fawning network, disproved Aaron Sorkin's contention that lies cannot work. But something's amiss with Trump-Murdoch bliss, with FOX correspondents refusing to kiss the looming ass of this sociopath. Comme on dit en français, “It is to laugh.”
Bannon described Trump Organization as 'criminal enterprise', Michael Wolff book claims
Former White House adviser says financial investigations will take down president in sequel to Fire and Fury
The former White House adviser Steve Bannon
has described the Trump Organization as a criminal entity and predicted
that investigations into the president’s finances will lead to his
political downfall, when he is revealed to be “not the billionaire he
said he was, just another scumbag”.
The startling remarks are contained in Siege: Trump Under Fire, the
author Michael Wolff’s forthcoming account of the second year of the
Trump administration.
N.B. At variance with our usual practice, the “lyrics” below are not meant to be — indeed, cannot be — sung to the tune. Intent is to set the mood.
BETWEEN DONALD'S EARS, April 7
I envy everyone who isn't me
because they have me to envy.
What is there to life if life does not test you,
if no one and nothing ever can best you?
I have the best words. And the most bestest money.
I have the best sex. (Ask one of my honeys.)
I have the best lawyers. (Now that Cohen is gone.)
I've had the best wives I could cheat on.
I have the best children. (Except Junior and Eric.)
I have the best followers. (They think I'm hysterical.)
I have the best network, my FOXes and Friends.
(The one in the middle, does she have a boyfriend?)
I eat the the best burgers. I play the best golf.
If I had a reindeer, it would be Rudolph.
(If a reindeer could be Ey-tal-ee-an-ie,
I'd have the best with Rudolph Giuliani.).
I've the best administration ever assembled.
There's never been one that could resemble
my cohort of schemers, liars and freaks,
incompetent relatives, providers of leaks,
these grubby grifters, this fine bunch of crooks
each a backstabber, who'll write a book
saying my White House is one piece of work
calling me an in-CO-herent jerk,
distracted, disorganized, discombobulated,
confused, corrupted, hair corrugated,
only concerned with my orange-y image,
eating junk food, avoiding spinach,
driving the the country to rack and ruin
too Dunning Kruger to know what I'm doing.
That's what your life is if you are me.
Oh, to have someone who I could envy.
Hurls insults at Democrats, says rivals ‘tear up the fabric of American democracy’
The Mueller Report has three hundred pages. . .
every one says “NO COLLUSION”
which, as you know, all of FOX sages
said was the only conclusion
possible given the facts
which were not in dispute
despite Rachel Meadow's unfair attacks
(a lezzie to boot, she's not even cute),
she's so in the sack
with the Dems who condemn. . .
there's lotsa gay gals — maybe her “pals”? —
I could make normal, you know anti-abortion,
soon as I'm done with my Mueller distortion.)
Henceforth, so my glory is rightly displayed: each year on my birthday, a BIGLY a parade in every city, village and town. And if people insist I'll accept the crown.
Couplet For Sale
(along with everything else)
though a few presidents did stuff reproachable
Trump is unique thinking facts are negotiable ____________
Divorces Point Of Odor
If Trump (as he insists) is “very smart”
would some FOX Trumpette care to impart
to us, the unwashed, precisely the part
that WE do not get of “until death do you part”? ____________
N'Import Quoi
What'll be the import
of the conviction
of Paul Manafort?
Will FOX report it?
Will they distort it?
If they don't will Trump have
the Murdochs deported?
Given Trump family lack of morality,
I expect ever more criminality.
Will Trump the Father, at last, lose his grip
when Trump the Son chooses to flip? ____________
Love, Honor AND OBEY!
“Hey, Melania! Really, come on!
DON'T contradict me about LeBron!
Sweetheart, pussy cat, baby, wassup?
Don't tell me you never read the pre-nup!” ____________
NYT: Republicans Rebuke Trump for Siding With Putin as Democrats Demand Action(Paywall) WASHINGTON — Republicans across the ideological spectrum rebuked President Trump after Monday’s extraordinary news conference with President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia, with Speaker Paul D. Ryan admonishing Mr. Trump and declaring, “There is no moral equivalence between the United States and Russia.”
Senator John McCain, Republican of Arizona, called it “one of the most disgraceful performances by an American president in memory.”
Beyond Capitol Hill, even some personalities on Fox News signaled they were done defending the president’s actions.
Neil Cavuto, a Fox Business Network host, called Mr. Trump’s performance “disgusting.”
