Tuesday, March 12, 2019

№ 549.1: EXTRA! Tuck Too And Hit Far Right



Tucker Carlson: Fox host under fire again over resurfaced racist comments

Remarks made when Carlson was a guest on a shock jock radio show, which he was a regular guest on from 2006 to 2011


If you wish your son to succeed
at anything other than mucker,
please be advised (and be wise, indeed!),
refrain from naming him “Tucker”.
In the school yard, boys being boys,
a Tucker is ever in peril
from other boys testing his poise.
(I don’t mean by calling him Meryl!)
And if Tucker is close to his mother,
bound up in her apron strings,
soon or late, one way or another,
such teasing may make him sprout wings.
Condemned to the closet, locked in a box,
he’ll spend his life lying for FOX.

[updated 3/12/2019 7:30 pm EDT]