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A Dutch attorney
was sentenced on Tuesday to 30 days in prison for lying to federal
agents, in the first formal conviction obtained by Robert Mueller in
his investigation of Russian election interference and alleged
collusion between aides to Donald Trump and Moscow.
EXCLUSIVE!:
TCC News, apparent company of The
Daily Doggerel,
has exclusively obtained a copy of a proposed FOX News editorial regarding sentencing of confessed Dutch lawyer tied to Trump
campaign if by nothing else than greasy hair.
Tho', truth be
told,
he did cop a plea
for playing a rôle
in our unfolding
Trumpery,
why should we punish him,
this white male European*,
when our “Justice”
system
denies us the right to shoot on sight
folks from the Caribbean?
(And Muslims, Blacks and Latinos
or the Injuns who now own casinos.)
The tragic fact is
we need target
practice
to secure our borders,
to protect our
wives
to defend our daughters,
to save our villages
from raping and pillaging.
We restate our
conclusion,
there was no
collusion
despite the
profusion
of evidence.
LIB'RELS take heed
do not push to impeach
even FOX does not need
the happenstance
of Preachy Pence as president.
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*Tho' likely irrelevant to this discussion
it must be noted that his wife is a Russian.
Of course, one can not draw any inference.
It is, perhaps, just a funny coincidence.
(Would it be too snarky were I to remark
that her daddy's one of Vlad's best oligarchs?)
[updated 3/4/2018 1:52 am]
