№ 567: Agent Orange — Trump 2020 Stump Speech (a preview)

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INSIDE DONALD'S MEDULLA, April 4

You know, folks, Karl Darwin tells lotsa lies.
Says he sees Kapital's impending demise
in this Oranges Species Communist Manifest
evolving worker and peasant unrest.
Well, I'll tell you. I'm not being funny. . .
workers and peasants don't have my money
because the fact is, dumb bastards pay taxes.
Who cares anyway what peasants say
and replaceable workers are in the way
of we fantastic billionaire builders
who are so successful that it bewilders
schmucks with brains by FOX fermented,
making them even more discontented
driving them to vote GOP
making it certain they'll reelect me
who they adore,
Donaddled Trump,
for four years more.

After me, eight years of Ivanka.
Dead German dad (Fred)
would have said, „Danke“.

№ 566: Who's Your Daddy, Donald?

Donald Trump wrongly claims his father was born in Germany – again

President made the claim about his New York-born father, Fred Trump, during a press conference with the Nato secretary general

STATE OF CONFUSION, April 3

Was Donald's father perhaps born in Kenya?

And if he was does that explain why

Donald maintains this German

birth myth? Such a ridiculous lie.

This birth controversy continues to fester

and absent definitive proof

the best explanation anyone offers

is Donald cannot tell the truth.

It is not, mind, so much that he lies

or has evil intents.

It's more that WE can't match facts

with what Donald invents.

His ginormous brain is no help in explaining

this most intriguing phenomenon.

We should, therefor, henceforth refrain

from attacking the poor man ad hominem.

It is SO SAD he does what he does

and he is making the U.S. a was.

All things considered, the probable cause

is his acute male menopause.

№ 565: Fore More Years? (or par for discourse)

Commander in cheat? Donald Trump's 18 golf tournament wins examined

In an extract from his book on Donald Trump and golf, Rick Reilly explains why the president’s game can tell us more about him than a roomful of psychologists

THE UNMISSING LINKS, April 2

Isn't it now apparent to all

the world's not my oyster,

the world's my golf ball

my Yahweh complex
I'm best at sex

it helps me relax so I can tweet

“I, Donald Trump, can never be beat”
except by my father
(long dead),
dear daddy Fred,

drumming TRUMP 
MEANS YOU WIN
inside my head

that is the one,
the sole reason only

I want to cry,
I am so lonely,

a lost little boy
who lives to annoy

everyone,
everywhere,
every country

where anyone thinks they are better than me

which I know
you already knew

it's the one thing about me demonstrably true
that is why I
defensively fold
(see all my gold)
my arms before me
my crowds adore me

this was never about

let me be clear
having to do
with castration fear

№ 564: Europa (the good old days)

Story of most murderous people of all time revealed in ancient DNA (Paywall)

Starting 5000 years ago, the Yamnaya embarked on a violent conquest of Europe. Now genetic analysis tells their tale for the first time

“I’ve become increasingly convinced there must have been a kind of genocide,” says Kristian Kristiansen at the University of Gothenburg, Sweden.

Almost all people of European descent can trace their paternal origins back to inhabitants of the Eurasian steppe....these people, known as the Yamnaya, and their descendants travelled across the continent during the Neolithic replacing locals – particularly the men – as they went.

EUROPE, April 1

DNA studies show Europeans

descended from violent invaders,

who, if these studies be true,

efficiently dispatched indigenous males

from Balkans to Finland,

from Turkey to Wales

to Scotland, Ireland,  

to Spain, Scandinavia. . .
indulging in unpleasant behavior.

Our ancient forefathers accomplished these tasks

before we were Celts or Germans or Basques

or Greeks or Slavs or Renaissance Italians

or any more recent rapacious rapscallions.

Long ago we were already barbarian

well before anyone called himself Aryan.

This is why we are as mean as they come,

being descended of murdering scum.

Our DNA serves as grim testimonial

evidence for our successes colonial,

our need to invade, oppress and displace

anyone living in peace anyplace.

If we're in God's image, without thinking twice,

you've got to conclude God is not very nice.

Though it is true, to give Him his due,

God is not European, God is a Jew.

№ 563: If The Answer Is Not 42 (an ode to the most human holiday)

SOMEWHERE NEAR BETELGEUSE, Stardate 72712.8

LIFE

boils down to a gross waste of time

nothing about it suggests the sublime

not poetry, painting, sculpture — “THE ARTS” —

not “thinking” nor science not having sweethearts

physical folk find fulfillment in sports

when not busy pillaging with their cohorts

many are pigeons for nonsense religions

encouraging gullibles' stupid decisions

on what they can do on what they can eat

on who they must trust on who they can cheat

on whether life's one-shot or it's reusable

no one acknowledges it is inexcusable

some I'm told even hold it is recusable

it may be a comedy but it is not a musical

STILL

we persist in this curious biz

we resist admitting it is what it is

pursuing relentlessly whatever buzz

we can acquire if only because

LIFE keeps making LIFE

that is all it does

ERGO
like Beckett's Vladimir
and Estragon
we bewail our fate
and we “go on”