Commander in cheat? Donald Trump's 18 golf tournament wins examined
In an extract from his book on Donald
Trump and golf, Rick Reilly explains why the president’s game can
tell us more about him than a roomful of psychologists
THE UNMISSING LINKS, April 2
Isn't it now apparent to all
the world's not my oyster,
the world's my golf ball
my Yahweh complex
I'm best at sex
it helps me relax so I can tweet
“I, Donald Trump, can never be beat”
except by my father
(long dead),
dear daddy Fred,
except by my father
(long dead),
dear daddy Fred,
drumming TRUMP
MEANS YOU WIN
inside my head
MEANS YOU WIN
inside my head
that is the one,
the sole reason only
the sole reason only
I want to cry,
I am so lonely,
I am so lonely,
a lost little boy
who lives to annoy
everyone,
everywhere,
every country
everywhere,
every country
where anyone thinks they are better than
me
which I know
you already knew
you already knew
it's the one thing about me demonstrably true
that is why I
defensively fold
(see all my gold)
my arms before me
my crowds adore me
that is why I
defensively fold
(see all my gold)
my arms before me
my crowds adore me
this was never about
let me be clear
having to do
with castration fear
having to do
with castration fear