Tuesday, April 23, 2019

№ 579: Privacy Pry Merrily

LOCATION UNDISCLOSED, April 22

Many concerned
with privacy issues
seem to be unaware
for 95% of our history
we roamed nomadicly
gathering, hunting,
without decent plumbing.
There were no bath
or other rooms —
so sly eyes could pry on
shy “brides” and “grooms”.
Never was there
a lid on your id.
Everyone knew
whatever you did.

Privacy “loss”?
Media hype!
All that it is
is reverting to type.
Hugh Hefner held,
as you may be aware,
there could be an “l”
in pubic hair.

[updated 4/23/19, 12:34 a.m. EDT]