Monday, April 22, 2019

№ 578.1: EXTRA! Rudy On Sunday

  • Trump lawyer: ‘Nothing wrong with information from Russians’
On Fox News Sunday, he claimed Robert Mueller’s 448-page report. . .was full of “calumny, lies and distortion”.

On CNN’s State of the Union, the former New York mayor. . .claimed the special counsel’s team “came close to torturing people”. . . .

Asked on NBC’s Meet the Press why Trump was so angry at Mueller and former White House counsel Don McGahn, a key witness, Giuliani replied: “Because they tried to frame him.”

RUDYLAND, April 22

This so-called report? A fat pack of lies
saying my client is innocent.
Even if he had committed his crimes,
being caught at it was NOT his intent.

Now I, his lawyer, speak freely — at last! —
now that Most Holy Easter is past.
Given this man whom I represent
I should never have given up lying for Lent.

With truth and lies you have to be coy or
give up pretending you are a lawyer.