He is “smart”.
He is “healthy”.
He is “super rich”.
He's won (and lost) lots of simoleons.
His diet, as you know, consists
of taco and Big Mac Napoleons.
His crowds are the biggest,
his words are the best,
he is guaranteed
to pass every test,
to pass every test,
he's a glorious sight
whether dressed or undressed,
there's more hair on his head
than on King Kong's chest,
with him as our leader
the U.S. is blessed. . .
there is just
no controlling him.
Which is why
we must keep extolling him.
there is just
no controlling him.
Which is why
we must keep extolling him.
In the sack he's
as radioactive
as radioactive
as the combined stack of
Iran's and Kim's plutonium.
In his relations
with other nations
he is more disruptive
than a skillion eruptive
massive volcanoes Strombolian.
Has there ever been
anyone more Capitolian?
If he's taken away
it will cause pandemonium.
Such a treasure is he
that after he's dead
they'll add a wing
at The Smithsonian.
Though Heaven forfend
that happening soon
before he builds his
mausoleum,
a pyramid on the moon
inlaid with golden linoleum
and covered with coal
soaked in petroleum.
Such a treasure is he
that after he's dead
they'll add a wing
at The Smithsonian.
Though Heaven forfend
that happening soon
before he builds his
mausoleum,
a pyramid on the moon
inlaid with golden linoleum
and covered with coal
soaked in petroleum.