Everyone knows
Jesus was Baptist
not some kinda Jew, much less a Cath'lic.
If'n y'all cud jes' add
our Confederate flag,
put him up on horseback so he don't look like a fag. . .
That, jes' mebbe,
would make it awright.
Leastways y'all got
it right 'n made 'im all white.