Showing posts with label Christie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christie. Show all posts

Friday, May 11, 2018

№ 332: Hocus Focus What Spells Tell Us

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Son of Satan
child of God
Trump or Pence
which gets a nod
Mike and Donald
Don and Michael
hereby apply
carbon cycle
evil good
and good evil
bubble double
gold boll weevil
lard of Christie
tongue on Newt
make Rudy's failing
mind acute
Michael Cohen
Kellyanne
broil a
vegetarian
Kilauea 
mass eruption
pales compared to
Trump corruption
Steve Mnuchin
Mike Pompeo
Devin Nunes
trial delay oh
when shall Donald eat again
when Mueller's quest has proved in vain
Big Macs tacos lots and lots
Macbeth too you know was Scots

Friday, February 16, 2018

No. 272.1: EXTRA! Some Questions For RNC Leadership

GOP,
how can you
continue to be
so disconcerty?
Did your mom never say,
“If you swim in the muck
you’re gonna get dirty.”?

Did you think you’d end
your electoral slump
by holding your noses
and partnering Trump?

He’s from New York —
worse even from Queens.
Now, I am no genius
but I know what that means.

And worse yet
he did construction.
Which in NY and NJ
equals corruption.

(This includes Jared
and Chris Christie who
locked Jared’s dad up
for a year. Or was it two?)

The porn queen thing?
I cannot surmise
that this could have come
as a total surprise.

And, this just in,

the Playboy chick
who he offered to pay
for one or two tricks.
Talk about sick.
Do I hear you say,
“This babe's not reliable”?
If it comes to that
neither's your Bible
which is merely myth
you're comfortable with.

And now more excitement:
the Russia indictment.
If it is not collusion
it bespeaks confusion
among unwitting dimwits
in Trump's inner orbit.
(News is breaking so fast
I cannot absorb it!)

You were not fussy
'bout Trump's grabbing pussy.
BUT Huckabee Sanders
as his lying hussy!
THAT crosses a line
that’s not even fine.
This minister’s daughter
sloshing dirty bathwater!?
Talk about leading
lambs to the slaughter.

I am not distorting
herewith reporting
that Jesus, your guy,
nowhere speaks of deporting.
The erection of walls
that break families
would be anomalies
in all his homilies.

So, GOP Christians
get real. On the level:
do you actually think
you can dance with the devil?

Yeah, right! Sure.
God works in strange ways.
And maybe we are at
The End Of Days.
BUT IF WE ARE NOT
(or if we are)
your embrace of Trump
is more than bizarre.
To reach your goals
you’ve sold your souls.
I doubt even the God
who you claim is living
could manage to be
all THAT forgiving.

Friday, July 21, 2017

No. CXIV.I: EXTRA! Lock him up, lock him up!

The American Conservative: Trump’s Self-Pardon? Seriously?


USA Today: Trump freaked out on Christie because of cellphone germs?


Trump's pardoning “selfie”? A fraught decision.

Better to make Mar a Lago a prison.
No need to borrow Chris Christie's phone.
Donnie could tweet @DT @home.