Friday, February 16, 2018

No. 272.1: EXTRA! Some Questions For RNC Leadership

GOP,
how can you
continue to be
so disconcerty?
Did your mom never say,
“If you swim in the muck
you’re gonna get dirty.”?

Did you think you’d end
your electoral slump
by holding your noses
and partnering Trump?

He’s from New York —
worse even from Queens.
Now, I am no genius
but I know what that means.

And worse yet
he did construction.
Which in NY and NJ
equals corruption.

(This includes Jared
and Chris Christie who
locked Jared’s dad up
for a year. Or was it two?)

The porn queen thing?
I cannot surmise
that this could have come
as a total surprise.

And, this just in,

the Playboy chick
who he offered to pay
for one or two tricks.
Talk about sick.
Do I hear you say,
“This babe's not reliable”?
If it comes to that
neither's your Bible
which is merely myth
you're comfortable with.

And now more excitement:
the Russia indictment.
If it is not collusion
it bespeaks confusion
among unwitting dimwits
in Trump's inner orbit.
(News is breaking so fast
I cannot absorb it!)

You were not fussy
'bout Trump's grabbing pussy.
BUT Huckabee Sanders
as his lying hussy!
THAT crosses a line
that’s not even fine.
This minister’s daughter
sloshing dirty bathwater!?
Talk about leading
lambs to the slaughter.

I am not distorting
herewith reporting
that Jesus, your guy,
nowhere speaks of deporting.
The erection of walls
that break families
would be anomalies
in all his homilies.

So, GOP Christians
get real. On the level:
do you actually think
you can dance with the devil?

Yeah, right! Sure.
God works in strange ways.
And maybe we are at
The End Of Days.
BUT IF WE ARE NOT
(or if we are)
your embrace of Trump
is more than bizarre.
To reach your goals
you’ve sold your souls.
I doubt even the God
who you claim is living
could manage to be
all THAT forgiving.