Dear Donald,
Stay calm.
No cause for alarm.
Nevertheless,
let me stress:
let me stress:
I wish you no harm.
That being said
(and this part I dread),
there is some stuff
we need to discuss.
(And, no, these discussions
do not concern Russians,
do not concern Russians,
although those disruptions
may have repercussions.)
may have repercussions.)
It's time someone said it.
The women you've bedded —
the wives, the porn stars
the wives, the porn stars
the Playboy bunnies —
they did you because
they thought it meant
money.
Like I said,
stay calm,
do not lose your gourd,
but it's high time you knew.
Your friend,
The Lord