Friday, February 23, 2018

No. 277: Trump vs. Oprah (Round 1?)



Once, when we were pals —
I mean way, waaay back —
Oprah had all the advantages.
What with being Black.
And a woman to boot!
What did I have?
Okay. . .I was kinda “cute”,
the son of a millionaire.
Oprah did not have those burdens  to bear.
I mean, come on now. How was that fair?

She just had to strive, struggle and save
while I always had to take more than I gave.
Now who's the slave?!

She had incentive
she could count on.
Who did I have? 
A lousy dad?
Howard Stern?
My fag “mentor”, 

So, “Ms BIG O”, 
you thinking of running?
Okay. Gloves off, say I, 
“Bring. It. On!
Your defeat will be stunning!”
You think with Hillary you saw attacks?
You forget how my Russians hate all of you Blacks!