Donald
Trump has saluted the “extraordinary elevation” of President
Xi Jinping and compared him to a “king” on the eve of his trip to
meet an exalted and emboldened leader now considered China’s most
powerful since Mao.
Esteemed Master
Xi,
Remember me?
The guy who runs
your other
country?
I beg you remember
after dinner of
steak
I humbly offered
you
beautiful cake —
which, I recall,
you really liked —
while I told you
of
my great missile
strike
on Syria.
(Or was it Iraq?
My brain's daily
blearier
on matters of
fact.*)
I call you king.
Please, do not
resent.
I know, like me,
you “say”
president.
I hear in Beijing
you've enshrined
your thinking
in your
“Constitution”.
Would you think it
lame
if I did same?
Must I be a Confucian?
(To hell with
pollution!)
This place “Ty
Juan”?
It's Mexican?
Down on all fours,
I say it's yours.
And NoKo's Kim?
Yes, I mean him.
May I be
proactive?
Radioactive?
The rest of the
East:
entirely your
feast.
I care not the
least,
I desist and I cease.
I'm building at
home.
(Can I get a loan?)
I remain respectfully,
Your servant,
Donnie
_______________________
*“So
what happens is I said, ‘We’ve just launched 59 missiles heading
to Iraq, and I wanted you to know this,'” Trump said in the
interview. “And he was eating his cake. And he was silent.”
“Syria?” Bartiromo
corrected.“Yes, heading toward Syria,” Trump said. He followed up by mentioning Xi finished his dessert. — Mother Jones, Trump Brags About Eating the “Most Beautiful” Chocolate Cake During Syrian Missile Strike Decision