Stephen
Hawking’s 1966 doctoral thesis has broken the internet after
becoming available
to the general public for the first time.
I don't get the
hang
of Hawking's “Big Bang”.
(How dare you snigger!
Mine's even BIGGER!)
If he were great,
he'd do real
estate.
My brain distains
where I can't lie
for gains.
(It's like the reflex
when I want extra
sex.)