Tuesday, October 10, 2017

No. CLXXVI.i: EXTRA! Much Ado About My IQ (a very best pome by Donald Trump, Sr.)

Trump uses his IQ like he uses his net worth: It’s always higher than you might assume and there’s no way to ever pin it down. — WaPo: A brief history of Trump challenging people to IQ tests (Paywall)


You wanna know
about my IQ?
Here's a clue.
My daughter's a Jew.
Jews are much smarter,
they know how to barter.
They've got a real feel
for the art of the deal.

But low IQ-types are not my nemesis.
I'm totally cozy with all white supremisists.
Success and IQ build self-esteem
like for me, Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein.

Basically being statistically “bright”
does not by itself make you always right.
Lots of smart mommies
were Nazis and Commies.

My IQ's a high number.
High is my goal.
You can't measure heart.
You can't measure soul.
I don't care for either
because I have neither.