Trump ordered his Depart-
ment of Interior
to take from Canada
all Lake Superior.
(For obvious reasons his favorite Great Lake
which, therefore, he's entitled to take
for his and America's sake),
“Tack it on to Wisconsin,”
(they voted for him),
“not Minnesota!”
(where he didn't
win),
saying, “If Trudeau
wants to take issue,
say, 'Oh, Boo-hoo',
and hand him a tissue.
I 'll be back later
to take Lake Huron.
So, Rex Tillerson,
now who's the moron?
Ontario, Erie?
Oh, what the hell?
While I'm here,
I'll take them as well.
Part, now I think of it,
of my grand design.
I mean, does Canada
need all this shore line?
And, while I'm at it,
oh what the heck,
I'll take it all,
except Quebec,
which I'll extinguish
and make 'em speak English...
teach 'em t' tawk,
call it Noo Nort' Noo Yawk!”