No. CLXXVII: In Nomine Patris et Filii et Whatever Eric Is

A decade ago, Donald Trump Jr. told Forbes this story about his now-presidential father. "I'd be going to work with my dad when I was 5 or 6 years old...

"Besides telling me again and again not to drink, not to smoke and not to chase women, he always told me: 'Never trust anybody.' Then he'd ask me if I trusted anybody. I'd say, 'No.' 'Do you trust me?' he'd ask. I'd say, 'Yes.' "

"And he'd say: 'No! Don't even trust me!' "

— Forbes: Inside Trump’s Head: An Exclusive Interview With the President, And The Single Theory That Explains Everything

In Don Junior's youth
Donald Senior spoke truth:

“Listen, my boy,

let me put you wise.

Believe me, your daddy

was born to tell lies.

Over my heart,

when I undress,

Marla — MOM! — sees my tattoo:

BORN TO BE TRUTHLESS.”

The Father did, indeed, practice virtue,

no drinking, no smoking —

though there was pussy stroking.

Don Junior and Eric'll

still get hysterical

if you say their dad

is a tad of a cad.

Though lads so raised

could become cannibals.

DJ and Eric just

murder large animals.