I'm seethin'
with grievances
caused by the Congress.
I'm a success.
They made a mess.
Repeal and replace, Mitch?
Goddamn, in your face, bitch!
If she were pretty
I'd “like” Sarah Huckabee.
(And for that matter
maybe less fatter.)
Who banished Banyon
as my companion?
I am aware
“Obamacare”
indeed would succeed.
So I impede.
I had more power
up in my Tower.
Here when I glower
very few cower.
What's with Congress?
Permanent recess?
Can I rule by decree?
Sounds good to me.
Then there's the “free press”,
which knows no fairness.
to me they're not nice, hence
to me they're not nice, hence
I'll kill their license.
I could happily make amends
if NBC were like “Fox & Friends”.
Why can't all of TV
be like Sean Hannity?
He always is nice to me.
A great idea
occurred to me
when NFL players
take a knee
tell Mattis
change status
if they don't wanna stand
let 'em kneel in
Afghanistan