Friday, February 8, 2019

№ 527: Cloudy Crystal Balls

Should the Congress with Trump dispense,
we will be saddled with Michael Pence 
and this sleepy, God-fearing, creepy V.P.
will proclaim Christian morality
the law of the land.
Some will stand,
proud and attentive,
as Pence implements his sin preventive.
Others, like me, will flee for the fences,
beyond a stone's throw from wherever Pence is.

Thursday, February 7, 2019

№ 526: Views Of Too [WHITE] American Males

BBC

Hawaii may increase legal smoking age to 100

Hawaii could raise the legal smoking age to 100, effectively banning cigarettes for the vast majority of people in the state.

The Patriot:
First they ban smoking. (Real men don't vape.)
Next thing you know they'll make all sex rape!
Outlawing suppression of vote registration?
A totally flagrant states' rights usurpation.
Seatbelts, bike helmets all safety rules
should be replaced by Bibles in schools.

We insist it's our right to do what we wish.
Let pussy liberals call this illegal-ish.
Liberals who hate our having fun,
who foam at the mouth when you show them your gun,
who cannot grasp our way of life,
who have never held a gravity knife,
who faint at the sight of a fresh field dressed deer,
who live in big cities (is that why they're so queer?),
who love making everything we do illegal,
who never poached a bear or an eagle.
Liberals inflated by their self-absorption.
(If only their mothers had had an abortion.)

We prayed for relief. God heard our lament.
That is THE REASON Trump is now president.

The One-Percenter:
A just society 
is one in which
you can do anything 
if you are rich.

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

№ 525: SOTU In Situ

At least on this there is no debate:
the State Of The Union is in a state
unlike anything seen heretofore.

Yes, there was the Civil War
which you would think over and done.
(In the deep South, they think they won.)

Many whose grandparents heard people say,
Go back where you came from. This is OUR USA!”
are now in the forefront of those who propose
telling Latinos “Via con Dios”
and sending them back to whatever fate
awaits in their native failed state.
This, they say makes America great.

Along with Trumpian alternate facts
and lowering billionaires income tax
destroying the land, the sea, the air.
If there's a profit, who the hell cares?

By supporting all his lies and distortions,
Trump's "Christian" followers support his abortions
of government policy for the environment
which their God set as a requirement
when he explicitly gave them dominion.
And that's in their Bible. It's not my opinion.

Trump mentioned his meeting with Dear Chairman Kim,
saying, “He'll lie to me and I will believe him.
He'll say he's scrapped every last missile.
I'll smile and think of Bob Mueller's dismissal
which forever will end the WITCH HUNTS.
I really do hate dealing with C-U-N-T-S!”

No lying Trump speech full of distortion
would be complete without decrying abortion.
Would GOP men still feel the same
if instead of ten seconds they played the nine month game?

There is one thing this speech revealed:
The State Of The Union should be repealed.
Since Trump can't tell the truth, no how, no way,
why force us to listen to what he has to say?

Finished (at last) with Trump's line of crap.
As they say in the movies: Well, that's a wrap.

Tuesday, February 5, 2019

№ 524: No Wall? ¡No hay problema! (how tweet it is)

3:15 A.M.
If Dems are two stupid too fund my wall,
we never will have safer boarders.
Immigration will be come-one-come-all
if Congress does not follow orders.

3:33 A.M.
Fortunately, a genuis like me
can quickly come up with a nifty Plan B.
Digging carnals both South and North
making us into an island henceforth 
like in Australia and (most of) U.K.
I sing Berder King: have it my way!





Monday, February 4, 2019

№ 523: Iranic

Though mullahs hold
toxic opinions.
(Not unlike — may I say it —
GOP politicians?)
We may someday reach
a peace between us.
They are just Shi'as
not Christian extremists.