Showing posts with label abortion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label abortion. Show all posts

Friday, August 16, 2019

№ 662: A Penile Pollution

Republican Steve King: if not for incest and rape ‘would there be any population left?' 

FLYOVER (August 15)

Steve King represents
the people of Iowa —
part of the country we 
dismiss as flyover.
He condemns abortion
and says for his portion
without incest and rape
we'd be in bad shape.
Even insisting
we'd cease existing.

Who could get at
a downside at that?
THAT, Goddammit,
'ud be good for the planet.
A healthy environment
requires our retirement.

Friday, June 14, 2019

№ 617: Light To Rife

END OF THE LINE, June 13

Why, if I may be so bold as to ask,
do Evangelicals believe it their task
to fix the world they say their God created?
If God made it, it is by definition! without defect,
exactly as you would have to expect 
unless you consider God somewhat overrated.

They say God created the Devil.
(Let's pretend the Bible is on the level,
not old nonsense long ago antiquated.)
Therefore, it must follow in equal portion
that God also created abortion
and stuff and procedures to which abortion's related:
diaphragms, condoms, day after pills —
quick picker uppers to clean up sperm spills,
lest feminine Dems require all men be castrated.

If this purported God hasn't retired
and if He/She really required
every egg-sperm combo to be propagated,
being perfect and powerful, I would have thought
(S)He'd have come with something less fraught
than this packet of nuts who say women, when impregnated,
lose their rights, have no say come what may
and must birth a baby who cannot be gay! 
and those holding otherwise must publicly be flagellated.

Do these über Christians see God as weak,
needing their help, requiring their pique,
or are these pipsqueaks Biblically uneducated?
The Bible is said to say all sorts of things.
(Some likely say it says pigs have wings.)
But on abortion consistent opinion is not unequivocally stated.
Therefore, I say, “Right-to-Lifers, away!”
Nor that I think this will end the affray
until an asteroid hits and the planet's depopulated.

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Oh, thrice blest blast bring us perpetual peace,
freedom from Gods, laities, priests.
Pray tell, how soon before this can be consummated,
with everything living in a instant incinerated?
Evangelical lust for dominance will at last be sated
when this inadequate planet's completely obliterated.

Thursday, May 16, 2019

№ 596.2: EXTRA! Bomb Throwers In Gilead

Legislation makes abortion a crime at any stage of pregnancy, with the only exception for a serious threat to the health of the woman

HEAVEN ON EARTH, ALABAMA, May 16

We, God's chosen, oppose abortion.
God wants these kids to be born.
From 300 million single-cell swimmers,
God points to one and a baby is born.
Though just one cell, he's a full human being,
already praying, if not yet seeing.
This is pure logic no one can escape.
God is okay with incest and rape.


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Thursday, February 7, 2019

№ 526: Views Of Too [WHITE] American Males

BBC

Hawaii may increase legal smoking age to 100

Hawaii could raise the legal smoking age to 100, effectively banning cigarettes for the vast majority of people in the state.

The Patriot:
First they ban smoking. (Real men don't vape.)
Next thing you know they'll make all sex rape!
Outlawing suppression of vote registration?
A totally flagrant states' rights usurpation.
Seatbelts, bike helmets all safety rules
should be replaced by Bibles in schools.

We insist it's our right to do what we wish.
Let pussy liberals call this illegal-ish.
Liberals who hate our having fun,
who foam at the mouth when you show them your gun,
who cannot grasp our way of life,
who have never held a gravity knife,
who faint at the sight of a fresh field dressed deer,
who live in big cities (is that why they're so queer?),
who love making everything we do illegal,
who never poached a bear or an eagle.
Liberals inflated by their self-absorption.
(If only their mothers had had an abortion.)

We prayed for relief. God heard our lament.
That is THE REASON Trump is now president.

The One-Percenter:
A just society 
is one in which
you can do anything 
if you are rich.

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

№ 525: SOTU In Situ

At least on this there is no debate:
the State Of The Union is in a state
unlike anything seen heretofore.

Yes, there was the Civil War
which you would think over and done.
(In the deep South, they think they won.)

Many whose grandparents heard people say,
Go back where you came from. This is OUR USA!”
are now in the forefront of those who propose
telling Latinos “Via con Dios”
and sending them back to whatever fate
awaits in their native failed state.
This, they say makes America great.

Along with Trumpian alternate facts
and lowering billionaires income tax
destroying the land, the sea, the air.
If there's a profit, who the hell cares?

By supporting all his lies and distortions,
Trump's "Christian" followers support his abortions
of government policy for the environment
which their God set as a requirement
when he explicitly gave them dominion.
And that's in their Bible. It's not my opinion.

Trump mentioned his meeting with Dear Chairman Kim,
saying, “He'll lie to me and I will believe him.
He'll say he's scrapped every last missile.
I'll smile and think of Bob Mueller's dismissal
which forever will end the WITCH HUNTS.
I really do hate dealing with C-U-N-T-S!”

No lying Trump speech full of distortion
would be complete without decrying abortion.
Would GOP men still feel the same
if instead of ten seconds they played the nine month game?

There is one thing this speech revealed:
The State Of The Union should be repealed.
Since Trump can't tell the truth, no how, no way,
why force us to listen to what he has to say?

Finished (at last) with Trump's line of crap.
As they say in the movies: Well, that's a wrap.