BOAR’S HEAD TAVERN (July 1) —
“Peek-a-boo, I see you.”
That’s all this virus is.
If I close my eyes,
real, real tight,
the virus just disappears.
Eliminate tests, eliminate cases.
Eliminate masks covering faces.
Eliminate protests for “Black Lives Matter”.
Eliminate liberal MSDNC chatter.
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Eliminate fake Russian Bounty reports.
Eliminate Democrat judges on courts.
Eliminate Nancy. Eliminate Chuck.
Eliminate Fauci and Birx. They both suck.
Eliminate foreigners crossing our borders.
Eliminate sons. (But keep the daughters.)
Eliminate late night TV “comedians”.
Eliminate wives not born Slovenian.
Eliminate Times, eliminate WaPo.
Eliminate all of the FAKE NEWS Gestapo.
Eliminate alphabets that don’t start with “T”,
but please, please, please, don’t eliminate me.