№ 782: A New Christian Prayer (heaven on Earth, ripped from the deadlines)

HOLY APPROPRIATE (January 30)

Let us now pray. Jesus, inspire us.

Please give the Dems coronavirus.

Strike them down dead, dispatch them to hell

along with the Muslims. Hispanics as well.

And also the Mormons. (For Romney's Trump tactics.)

Plus dopey Pope Francis and LIB-ER-EL Catholics.

If you choose to spare Jews, please send them elsewhere.

Eretz Israel instead of near here.

As for all the others who we can't tell apart,

if you “disappear” them, it would be a start

at making the world one White Christian nation

for north Europeans. (With no taxation.)

If you could do this it would be so nice.

We'd have no need for Paradise

We could live on — on Earth! — forever.

Foregoing death. AND heaven. Whatever.

№ 689.1: EXTRA! It Takes One Two No One

Robert O'Brien attended ‘routinely racist’ university in apartheid South Africa

Donald Trump’s new national security adviser studied at the segregated University of the Orange Free State

South Africa at the time was considered a pariah state and faced wide-ranging academic, sporting and cultural boycotts, backed by the UN. The US imposed sanctions in 1986, after Congress pushed through the Comprehensive Anti-Apartheid Act, overriding a veto by Ronald Reagan.

YOUGOTTAPROBLEMWITHSOMETHIN (September 24)

So what my guy supports apartheid?

It's not like he's some kind of Muslim.

(I don't mind good ones who murder journalists,

I mean like the terrorist hoodlums

who cheered from their roof when TWIN TOWERS collapsed.

I remember! That's proof! You've “forgotten”, perhaps?)

And he's not Hispanic. So what's the panic?

O'BRIEN is not Gonzales.

He's pure European like you and like me,

is not that sufficient solace.

I would if I could but sadly I can't

resurrect and appoint the late, great George Wallace.