№ 867.2: EXTRA! TOP SECRET COMM FROM RNC (destroy after reading)

SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY (May 30) —

“EMERGENCY” OVER!

We can relax.

Covid mostly kills

Democrat Blacks

and Hispanics.

No need to panic.

Continue as planned.

Long live The Klan!

No. 272.1: EXTRA! Some Questions For RNC Leadership

GOP,
how can you
continue to be

so disconcerty?
Did your mom never say,

“If you swim in the muck

you’re gonna get dirty.”?

Did you think you’d end

your electoral slump

by holding your noses

and partnering Trump?

He’s from New York —

worse even from Queens.

Now, I am no genius

but I know what that means.

And worse yet

he did construction.

Which in NY and NJ

equals corruption.

(This includes Jared

and Chris Christie who

locked Jared’s dad up

for a year. Or was it two?)

The porn queen thing?

I cannot surmise

that this could have come

as a total surprise.

And, this just in,
the Playboy chick
who he offered to pay
for one or two tricks.
Talk about sick.

Do I hear you say,

“This babe's not reliable”?

If it comes to that

neither's your Bible

which is merely myth

you're comfortable with.

And now more excitement:

the Russia indictment.

If it is not collusion

it bespeaks confusion

among unwitting dimwits

in Trump's inner orbit.

(News is breaking so fast

I cannot absorb it!)

You were not fussy

'bout Trump's grabbing pussy.

BUT Huckabee Sanders

as his lying hussy!

THAT crosses a line

that’s not even fine.

This minister’s daughter

sloshing dirty bathwater!?
Talk about leading
lambs to the slaughter.

I am not distorting

herewith reporting

that Jesus, your guy,

nowhere speaks of deporting.

The erection of walls

that break families
would be anomalies

in all his homilies.

So, GOP Christians

get real. On the level:

do you actually think

you can dance with the devil?

Yeah, right! Sure.

God works in strange ways.

And maybe we are at

The End Of Days.

BUT IF WE ARE NOT

(or if we are)

your embrace of Trump

is more than bizarre.

To reach your goals

you’ve sold your souls.

I doubt even the God

who you claim is living

could manage to be

all THAT forgiving.

No. CXIII: RNC GOP Senate Fix

The RNC decrees new GOP shoes

to prevent even the teensyest bruise,

from repeatedly shooting ourselves in the feet

with each self-inflicted Senate defeat.

The uppers, of course, will be U.S. Steel
providing protection from toe to heel.

(Okay, okay! Rounds may ricochet.

We'll get to that some other day.)