Showing posts with label afterlife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label afterlife. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

№ 855: Afterlife — The Republican Christian Perspective

ANTICIPATION (May 12) —
The poor will always be with us.
We just have to shorten their stay.
They take up space. They spoil the view.
And, in general, they get in the way.

The poor will always be with us.
That's why we have to have wars.
The poor make excellent fodder for cannons.
In peacetime they sweep our floors.

The poor will always be with us.
It is as Jesus decreed.
But in his generous beneficence,
the Lord God gave us more than we need.

The poor will always be with us.
Until God sends them to hell.
After which we'll look down from heaven,
smile and laugh while they writhe and yell.

At home with Our Lord, free of the poor,
how will we maintain delusions of grandeur?

Friday, November 23, 2018

№ 472: A Rich Man Reflects On Mor(t)ality

If you wish to murder an enemy,
you had damn well better be rich.
Otherwise, you could face untoward consequences
after killing the son of a bitch.

It is not just that we rich folk
ignore the wrong arm of the law.
It's more the law is an in-joke
to ensure the poor respect force majeure.

The Gospel of Matthew* is said to imply
in heaven the last shall be first (😂).
My legal team tells me that is a lie. . .
like the myth the meek shall inherit the Earth.

When I ascend 
God shall sit by my side!
(Or he'll be sorry
that he let me die.)
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* 20:16 So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen. — KJV

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

No. 229: That's Life (an examination)

Do not shout Hallelujah!
Don't sing a Gloria!
Look at the world.
There's no call for euphoria.
Nor has there been
since Queen Victoria
slept in the Royal Suite
at the Waldorf-Astoria.

Life is just nasty
life is just cruel
life is just like
junior high school:
à la carte,
less sweet, more tart.

The afterlife is also unfair.
When you get to “heaven”
you'll find no bodies there.
You (maybe) expected eternal bliss?
Sorry, that heaven does not exist.
In myriad ways that is just as well.
If there is no heaven, there may be no hell.


[updated 12/19/2017, 2:22 am]