924: If Only

 ALTERNATE REALITY (August 17) —

Can you imagine the fuss THEY’d be making

if Hillary Clinton were president?

Covid would surely be “God’s judgment upon

a sinful, God-sneering Washington resident.”

She’d to be blame for all hurricanes.

Those midwestern storms destroying farms?

“God's condemnation of bitchcraft and charms.”

“Donnie come save us”, they’d weep and wail.

But he would not. He’d be in jail.

№ 712: Hillary, Dilliery (Donnie's theory of everything)

THE GOLD HOUSE (October 24)

The country’s in ruins.

So whose to blame?

WE know the answer is HILLARY.

I gotta tell ya, it is a shame

I don’t order her put in the pillory

for bewitching pigeons,

distorting my vision
witch is the sauce of these bad decisions,
intern giving rise to late night derision.
I don't see why I don't throw her in prison.
That is, after all, what Vlad would do.
So why can't I do so as well?
           *     *     *
(“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t”
— Steve Allen)

№ 590.1: EXTRA! From Barr To Borstal

House Panel Votes to Hold William Barr in Contempt Over Mueller Report

‘We’ve talked for a long time about approaching a constitutional crisis—we are now in it,’ the panel’s chairman says

WASHINGTON—The House Judiciary Committee voted Wednesday to hold Attorney General William Barr in contempt as the Democratic-led chamber and President Trump continued on a collision course over special counsel Robert Mueller’s report.

[Committee Chair Jerrold] Nadler added, “Now is the time of testing whether we can keep a republic or whether this republic is destined to change into a different, more tyrannical form of government—as other republics over the centuries.”

MADHATTERLAND, May 8

The House has held Billy Barr in contempt?

Don't they know he's OF DONALD and therefore exempt

as Donald himself is from regs and rules

which apply to Democrats, losers and fools?

Instead let's investigate Hillary's servers,

NBC, Bernie's hair and (once more) Benghazi,

and leave in peace Trump's too complex taxes

and “fine people” such as his Tiki Torch Nazis.

[updated 5/8/2019, 7:30 p.m.]

№ 470: Trump On The News Of The Day, November 20, 2018 (and not)

WSJ: Trump Stands With Saudi Arabia, Plays Down Crown Prince’s Alleged Role in Journalist’s Killing

The president says, ‘maybe he did and maybe he didn’t!’

WSJ: House Democrats to Investigate Ivanka Trump’s Email Use

The House Oversight Committee will probe her use of a private email account to conduct official government business, the panel’s senior Democrat said

WSJ: Saudi Arabia Accused of Torturing Women Activists in Widening Crackdown on Dissent

Women’s-rights activists lashed and given electric shocks in prison; at least one tried to commit suicide

NYT: Trump Wanted to Order Justice Dept. to Prosecute Comey and Clinton (paywall)

NPR: President Trump Pardons 2 Thanksgiving Turkeys*

It makes me so sad 

how that guy met his fate.

Did Jared's pal order it?

It's a debate.

Who to believe?

Who is to say?

His Royal Highness

or @failedCIA?

Anyway, seems to me,
at end of day,
he was asking for it
when he got in the way.

He was fake news,
this Islamist.
Jeff Bozos' Amazon's
opinion impostor.
WaPo's Arab terrorist.

The Muslim Brotherhood's

own Jim Acosta.

I am “sad” he's dead,
but I look ahead
to weapon sales
and important details
of my cunning plan
to mess with Iran
with Saudi proxy.
Goddamn, I'm foxy!

       *  *  *

Rethinking Hillary's

email private server:

problem is in

eye of observer.

Ivanka did same thing

but I, as her Dad,

just gotta tell you

her's wasn't bad.

When she is bad

she gets a spanking

the thought of which. . .

____ ___ __ _______.

[Write your own last line. “Knocking off” early for Thanksgiving here at The Dog. 

Happy Holiday Merry XMAS?]

_________________
*not Don Jr. and Eric

No. 194.1: EXTRA! The Blivit's Pivot (Trump midnight musings)

I am ignoring “fake news” report:

“Mueller Indicts Paul Manafort”.

I never knew 'im.

Screw 'em.

It has no import.

If he, with Hilly, colluded with Russia,

somebody crush her.

Instead of investigating Trump-friendly Nazis,

someone should look (again) at Benghazi.

(And what about her deleted emails?

Is she still friends with all those she-males?

Fox & Friends: make up the details!)

No. CXXXII: On The Other (Small) Hand

AP: Trump's denouncement disappoints, angers white nationalists

President Donald Trump's condemnation of hate groups - two days after his initially equivocal response to a deadly attack at a rally in Virginia - disappointed and even angered some of the white nationalists, white supremacists and neo-Nazis who supported and felt emboldened by his presidential campaign.

WSJ: Trump Says ‘Both Sides’ to Blame in Charlottesville Violence, Reversing Monday’s Stance (Paywall)

Former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke swiftly praised the president for his remarks.

What sort of premises

can make a nemesis

of MY good friends

the white supremacists?

They see, generally,

Bobby Lee as their hero,

an oath-breaking traitor

who made the South greater.

This so-called assault

was not their fault.

They have to attack

any Jew, brown or black.

They hate "fake news"
but like a few Jews...
like that boy Jared
Ivanka married.

They are AMERICANS!

Not drug-dealing Mexicans!

Not Muslim terrorists!

Not TV satirists!

You'd put them in pillories

like they were Hillarys?

Don't tell me they're bad.

You'll make me “sad”.