№ 588.1: EXTRA! Handicapper In Chief In Brief

Donald Trump blames political correctness for Kentucky Derby chaos

MADHATTERLAND, May 5

The fix was in

the whole thing was pervy.

If it was fair,

I'd win the Derby.
Just kidding, of course,
but if I was a horse. . .

Only losers and fools
follow the rules.

№ 472: A Rich Man Reflects On Mor(t)ality

If you wish to murder an enemy,
you had damn well better be rich.
Otherwise, you could face untoward consequences
after killing the son of a bitch.

It is not just that we rich folk
ignore the wrong arm of the law.
It's more the law is an in-joke
to ensure the poor respect force majeure.

The Gospel of Matthew* is said to imply
in heaven the last shall be first (😂).
My legal team tells me that is a lie. . .
like the myth the meek shall inherit the Earth.

When I ascend 
God shall sit by my side!
(Or he'll be sorry
that he let me die.)
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* 20:16 So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen. — KJV

No. 252: Quarrels With Morals

From the masses —

the lower classes —

morality can't be expected.

In the upper class —

where they pamper their ass —

morality can't be detected.

This answers the riddle

why we in the middle

seem so damned dejected.