№ 688: Trump's Country, 'Tis Of Thee (with CANADIAN Brass!)

DISTRUST OF TRUMPUMBRIA (September 22)

Click and sing along!

     (First Fanfare)

My country, 'tis of thee,

under pres-ID-en-cy

of Trump, ka-ching!

White pride was not allowed

under Obama crowd

now we are loud and proud.

Of Trump we sing.

     (Second Fanfare)

We have our guns galore,

e-nuff to stock a store.

And ammo, too.
Male, Christian and we're white,

we're spoiling for a fight,

we know that might makes right.

We be-lieve Q.

     (Third Fanfare)

Trump rev-o-lu-TI-on.

Fix Con-sti-tu-TI-on?

“Maybe. We'll see.”

Nix on all balance checks,

guar-an-tee we have sex,

Greenland we will annex.

Fid-dle-dee-dee.

Donald is like a god.

We cheer and we applaud.

Of him we sing.

In him we place our trust

though he will bankrupt us

so what if he's a bust?

God save the king!

     (Fanfare Ultimo)

№ 424: Q-Tips For Brains

NYT: A Trail of ‘Bread Crumbs,’ Leading Conspiracy Theorists Into the Wilderness (Paywall)

“Your President needs your help,” writes Q in one “Q drop” — that’s what Q’s followers, or “bakers,” call each bread crumb. . .But Q balances fear-mongering with notes of reassurance. . .The president’s behavior is merely a ruse. The good guys are secretly in control, and they are going to win.

Has anyone anywhere

the slightest clue

as to the identity 

of Anonymous “Q”,

the web boaster posting

crumb-bull-lying cavil

that even a Ouija board

could not unravel?

Naive belief, while

not harmful as such,

has never been known

help all that much.

Too many act on

crap that they read.

Frightened, herd animals

tend to stampede.

No. 309: Failure To “Q”

 Daily Beast: Roseanne Roseanne Keeps Promoting QAnon, the Pro-Trump Conspiracy Theory That Makes Pizzagate Look Tame    

     “President Trump has freed so many children held in bondage to pimps over this world. Hundreds each month. He has broken up trafficking rings in high places everywhere. . . .” 

     In November, she became a bit player in one of her favorite theories: a 4Chan-based conspiracy called QAnon that alleges satanism and sex-trafficking by Trump’s opponents.

     “who is Q?” Barr tweeted the morning of Nov. 17.

     “tell Qanon to DM me in the nexxt 24 hours,” she tweeted hours later.

     “Q” or “QAnon” refers to a user on the anonymous message board 4chan. The user claims to be a high-ranking government official with inside knowledge of the White House where, he claims, Trump is planning mass arrests of top Democrats for allegedly being involved in a satanic child-sex-trafficking ring. 

Could "Q" be Donald, who we know.

lives to disrupt the status quo?

Tweeting and golfing and gobbling Big Macs

has he become "Q" as a way to relax?

Wheels within wheels, this conspiracy plan.

Could be "Q" stands for The Quran.