Showing posts with label Gotti. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gotti. Show all posts

Friday, January 3, 2020

№ 762.1: EXTRA! The Donnie Doctrine (a wack job's whack job)


IMPERIAL PALACE BUNKER (January 3)
I learned from John Gotti. . .
also from Queens. . .
if you got an enemy
and you got the means,
what you gotta do,
without any doubt,
is first chance you get
is you take 'im out.

Then, preferably,
praise fulsomely
those who raise statues 
of Robert E. Lee.

Saturday, November 23, 2019

№ 732.2: EXTRA! May The Fore Be With You


Trump golf cart rentals have now cost US taxpayers more than half a million dollars

The president spends a lot of time on the links, almost exclusively at his own properties. At the end of October, Trump made his 224th visit to one of his 17 golf courses since assuming office three years ago. On each outing, the Secret Service must follow. And with their golf carts comes a big bill for the American public.

Before he was elected, Trump regularly excoriated former US president Barack Obama for golfing.
However, Obama played 333 rounds of golf during his 8-year tenure as president—roughly 1,665 hours—or about 3% of his total time in office. Roughly 61% of his outings took place at golf courses owned and operated by the US military. In a little less than three years, Trump has so far spent nearly 2,200 hours golfing, or roughly 20% of his time in office. He has played all but two rounds at his own private clubs, according to Craig Holman, a government affairs lobbyist at Public Citizen, a DC watchdog group.


 FORE MORE YEARS (November 23)

I make up the rules as I go along.
I got no time to follow 'em.
Legal requirements, laws and that stuff
only apply if you swallow 'em.
Which Roy Cohn and my father (Darth Vader)
taught me never to do.
So I don't and I won't, not now and not later.
(Bring me a Coke from the refrigerator!)

I am bold, I broke the mold,
I am THE ONE who was foretold.
I like to play golf, I like yelling, “FORE!”
And what is more, I cheat on my score,
as I do on my wives (who lead comfortable lives).
Though they may suffer, they thrive — well, survive.
They sign agreements to keep their mouth shut 
and get a great payoff. (Not bad for a slut.)

Maybe I'm “naughty”, maybe I'm “snotty”.
Maybe some say I'm just like John Gotti.
I SAY: in the end there's no crime or sin,
if you get away and pull out a win.

Thursday, September 26, 2019

№ 691.1: EXTRA! Innocent When Proven Guilty (lowering the Barr)


WASHINGTON — At the end of August, when two top intelligence officials asked a Justice Department lawyer whether a whistle-blower’s complaint should be forwarded to Congress, they were told no, Attorney General William P. Barr and his department could handle the criminal referral against the president of the United States.

About four weeks later, the department rendered its judgment: President Trump had not violated campaign finance laws when he urged Ukraine’s president to work with Mr. Barr to investigate a political rival, former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr.

LETATCESTMOI (September 25)





Look, I hire a guy
or I pay him a fee,
then he's supposed
to investigate me?
That doesn’t make sense.
It’s like prostitution.
I do not care what it
says in “THE Constitution”.
MY lawyer’s MY mouthpiece
MY consigliere.
He is not just some dumb
fuckin’ canary,
turning against me,
being a rat.
There's a solution
for people like that.
The problem’s not knotty.
Not to be snotty,
but I learned to deal with it
from my pal John Gotti.
A really great guy,
truly a beauty.
It was through him
that I met Rudy.

Monday, August 20, 2018

№ 403: Compare And Contrast: Donald and Gotti

Guardian: This mafia style of government makes Trump a role model for all autocrats
More than 18 months into his presidency, Donald Trump’s modus operandi – and the danger it represents – is clear. His working method is that of the mafia boss and gangland chieftain, daily wielding his power to settle scores, teach lessons and crush dissent. Anyone who’s seen The Sopranos will know the routine: the casual intimidation, the obsession with loyalty, the brutal ostracism meted out to those who dare defy the man at the top.

What is the diff 'twixt
Donald and Gotti?
Other than only one's dead.
I give you great hair
and mouths from the potty.
What more can there be said?
Both genuine “men”,
but here's the thing:
Donald's a germophobe,
you can't kiss his “ring”.

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Friday, February 2, 2018

No. 262: The Donald And The Don (Again)

Nurture or nature,
culture or genes?
John Gotti and Donald
both hail from Queens.

(Ya think we orta
see what's in the water?)

One was Italian
the other's Scots-German.

(Resisting temptation
of obvious rhyme.
Saving it for
some other time.)

One was an honest,
murderous crook,
the other breaks every
rule in the book.

The Don and The Donald,
both good “family” men.
One died in the pen —
can you say Amen?

The Teflon Don's gone
to his final reward.
The Donald's our president. . .
I mean. . .Good Lord!