№ 708: Comparative Derision (by D. J. Trump, DSSD*)

INHISMINDS👁 (October 20)

Gandhi and Buddha? So overrated.
And dare I mention Mohammed?
Based (someone said) on the old YHWH scam,
he created this brand and called it “Islam”.
Instead of using his own Christian name!?
THAT, if you ask ME. . .totally lame.

Now, Marx and Mao,
they knew how to do IT.
Put your name on it
THEN. WRITE. THE. BOOK!
Which I (personally) did
at least once or twice.
Jesus, I'm smarter
than whatsizname Christ.
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*Doctor-ate of Self-Serving Divinity, Trump University Travesty

№ 567: Agent Orange — Trump 2020 Stump Speech (a preview)

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INSIDE DONALD'S MEDULLA, April 4

You know, folks, Karl Darwin tells lotsa lies.
Says he sees Kapital's impending demise
in this Oranges Species Communist Manifest
evolving worker and peasant unrest.
Well, I'll tell you. I'm not being funny. . .
workers and peasants don't have my money
because the fact is, dumb bastards pay taxes.
Who cares anyway what peasants say
and replaceable workers are in the way
of we fantastic billionaire builders
who are so successful that it bewilders
schmucks with brains by FOX fermented,
making them even more discontented
driving them to vote GOP
making it certain they'll reelect me
who they adore,
Donaddled Trump,
for four years more.

After me, eight years of Ivanka.
Dead German dad (Fred)
would have said, „Danke“.

№ 491: The Pre-Fossil's Creed

“Sic transit gloria, abandon all hope,”

is writ large on the wall when you're born.

Nevertheless, some of us manage to cope 

while others take up religion or other op-

iates, and thereby give cause for Marxists to scorn.

Religion and Socialists imagine perfections,

concocting all sorts of lovely confections

which, on inspection, never reflect

anything anyone sane would erect.

These inveterate optimists should be sent to a shrink so

they'll stop making up things “pretty to think so”.

№ 393: Getting God Marx

I have zero respect for Marxists,

however clever they be.

Their blinkered view

cannot construe

any economy.

(And don't get me started

on wages and labor

or Marx' incomprehension

of human behavior.)

Also, and in a similar vein,

can anyone, anywhere ever explain

the infantile notion of Magic Sky Deity

demanding, commanding, requiring our piety?

How can one hope to cope with this lack of sobriety?

I am not a part of his (OR HER!) fandom.

From where I sit*, all of it's random.

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*I have bad knees.

No. 240: Middle Class Dismissed

Such as it is, the middle class clings

to splintering rungs on a teetering ladder,

trying to rise by pulling. . .strings

with the people who actually matter.

The rungs below are covered in “slime”:

exotics of various races,

immigrants, poor, “committers of crime”,

conniving full time to replace us.

Meantime, at the top of the heap,

the one-percent puppetry masters

keep a few shepherds to keep the sheep

from banding together. Think of the disaster

if non-upper classes

in concert making things “fair”,

were to imagine that wee teaming masses,

could better allocate everyone's share,

instead of letting our “betters” decide

who has to walk, who gets a free ride.

Relax, relax, hold your outraged remarks.

I am not advocating anything Marxist.

I jest, I confess, I know we are blessed

to live in a land where you wealthy know best.

While we are stressed, we are not oppressed.

If  allowed to remain almost middle class, 
we will continue kissing your ass. 

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