907: For Immediate Release?

Judge orders Michael Cohen's prison release after government ‘retaliation’

Trump’s ex-fixer sued federal prison officials and Barr on Monday, saying he was ordered back because he was writing a book

ANY DAY NOW (July 23) —

What is the point of being emperor

if you can't lock up people arousing your temper?

It is not as if I chopped off his head.

(Though I wouldn't mind if he turned up dead.)

I am sick of books smearing the my family name.

It is not endearing that my loony niece

will not let my dear dead dad Fred rest in peace

because I tried to screw her out of her share.

I gotta sue her. Sooner or later.

After I've dealt with Cohen. THE TRAITOR!

He helped build my facade of legitimacy.

No criminal acts can be tracked back to me.

I am not afraid. Rats do not scare me.

Hire “house painter”? Call Giuliani.

I heard you paint houses. — Jimmy Hoffa

897: Donnie’s PPE Sillyoquy (after Richard № III)

WASHINGTON, A STREET (July 9) —

Let Democrats fear, let them wear hazmat suits

until Chinese virus completely subsides.

I, Donald J. Trump, refuse. I will not.

I’d look ridiculous. Those suits are hot

inside. Plus I have my pride. And my ties

clash with all those suits’ colors and cut.

(Which both emphasize the size of my gut.)

MSDNC would make me a joke.

And, in a hazmat suit, you can’t have a Coke®,

a Big Mac, or some other junk food

which I require when the mood strikes me. 
If I vanish this virus with a decree,

would not then the whole world have to like me

and have to ignore the sad lying book,

probing my massive brain’s crannies and nooks,
that says, psychologically, Trump is deformed,
that this pathology is Trump family norm,
that my father, Fred, was mad as a hatter,
that this gave rise to my need for flattery,
that daddy and mommy never did love me,
that no one could? Is this a discovery?
Trump is as Trump is. Trump does what Trump does.
Trump is trump always. Trump is because.

Donald J. Trump need not wear PPE.

No person, no thing can ever hurt me.

894.1: EXTRA! Family Feud À La Trump

Donald Trump suffered emotional abuse from his father, niece writes in bombshell book 

SO IT'S OKAY THEN (July 7) —

Okay, okay, Donnie, as a child, was abused,

therefore we all have to suffer

the consequences of his having had

a deficient father and mother.

His dad, Fred, was a psychopath,

or so we are told by Don's niece,

whose father, Don's brother, drank himself to death

in preference to joining Trump, Inc.

And Donnie's mother had medical problems.

Just think how that made Donnie feel.

Still, on the whole, we all should be thankful

that he is who he is and not Eugene O'Neill.

Although if we were, we might call our plight

one more Long Day's Journey Into [the] Night.